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Taking The Heat So The Business Majors Don't Have To

Taking The Heat So The Business Majors Don't Have To
The engineering martyrdom is real! This meme perfectly captures the unsung heroism of engineers who are literally on fire solving impossible problems while sales reps peacefully snooze away. Engineers are out here battling physics, thermodynamics, and material limitations—getting metaphorically stabbed by deadlines and budget constraints—all while the business side of the company enjoys blissful ignorance. It's the classic technical-commercial divide in corporate culture where those who understand the laws of nature are sacrificing themselves so those who understand the laws of profit can thrive. The silent protector indeed!

The Expensive Algebra Problem

The Expensive Algebra Problem
The value of X = 29% of original investment, if my calculations are correct! This is what happens when you solve for X in real life instead of math class. In algebra, X is just an unknown variable. In business, X is apparently "how to turn $44 billion into $13 billion with this one weird trick." Economists hate him! Perhaps the most expensive letter change in history - from a bird to a letter that literally marks the spot where money goes to die.

Business Calculus Is A Joke

Business Calculus Is A Joke
The eternal struggle between STEM and business majors captured in six glorious panels! Patrick innocently mentions he's a business major, and Squidward assumes it's because he's scared of calculus. But when SpongeBob drops the dreaded "f(x)" function notation, Patrick freaks out like he's seen a mathematical ghost! 🧮👻 Business calculus is basically calculus with training wheels - all the formulas but none of the proofs that make math majors question their life choices. It's the diet soda of mathematics - technically contains calculus but with most of the difficulty artificially removed!

The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition

The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition
The eternal struggle of STEM students captured in perfect meme format! On the left, we have the skeletal, barely-alive business major bragging about their 3.87 GPA while their soul has clearly left their body. Meanwhile, the engineering student with their measly 2.6 GPA looks like an absolute chad—fully bearded, well-adjusted, and somehow thriving despite being crushed by differential equations and thermodynamics at 2AM. The engineering curriculum is basically academic hazing with equations. Those partial derivatives and material stress calculations don't care about your sleep schedule or social life. The business major is studying "supply and demand" while engineers are calculating how many tears per hour they can produce before dehydration sets in.

Business Calculus Is A Joke

Business Calculus Is A Joke
The eternal battle between business majors and actual math. Patrick proudly announces his business major status, only to be traumatized by the mere sight of f(x) - the most basic function notation that haunts freshman calculus. Meanwhile, Squidward and SpongeBob are just enjoying the show. Pure mathematical Darwinism in action. Business calculus is just regular calculus with training wheels and a safety helmet.

The Law Of Excluded Middle

The Law Of Excluded Middle
This is logical perfection! The two books—"What They Teach You at Harvard Business School" and "What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Business School"—together create a perfect binary partition of all possible knowledge. The Law of Excluded Middle in philosophy states that for any proposition, either it's true or its negation is true—there's no third option. These books brilliantly demonstrate this principle by dividing the universe of knowledge into "taught at Harvard" and "not taught at Harvard." The mathematical completeness is simply *chef's kiss*. Next semester's required reading sorted!

Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There

Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There
When Noah built the ark, he never anticipated the modern engineering disciplines would evolve into such distinct species. The bewildered biblical figure staring at "engineering," "industrial engineering," and "business" perfectly captures the bizarre evolutionary tree of technical fields. Engineering spawned industrial engineering, which then somehow birthed that strange creature known as "business." Each generation getting progressively further from actual technical work and closer to making PowerPoint presentations about other people's technical work. Nature finds a way... to avoid doing calculations!

The Complete Harvard MBA For £19.99

The Complete Harvard MBA For £19.99
Behold! The complete dichotomy of business education captured in two complementary volumes! Buy both and you've basically acquired a Harvard MBA for £19.99 instead of $150,000. It's like finding the unified theory of business knowledge through the power of contradictory book titles. The perfect set for impressing colleagues while simultaneously admitting you have no idea what you're doing. Schrödinger would be proud - you can now simultaneously know and not know everything about business until someone opens the books and collapses the wave function of your expertise.