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What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School

11 days ago 4.0K views 0 shares

Business schools teach you about "reciprocal tariffs" as some vague economic concept, but the REAL economics is in that beautiful equation! The cartoon villain is revealing what tariffs actually look like in the wild - a complex mathematical formula calculating the perfect economic revenge! That's the difference between theory and practice, folks! The MBA grads are still drawing supply-demand curves while the mathematicians are calculating precisely how much to tax your country's silly little imports. Economics: 20% theory, 80% vindictive math!

Nature's Ultimate Growth Strategy

Biology Evolution Science

12 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares

Plants are nature's ultimate business strategists! After investing all that energy into making vibrant, eye-catching flowers, they're just sitting back watching their pollination stocks soar. That smug flower-faced executive knows exactly what it's doing—bright colors attract pollinators, pollinators spread genes, and boom! Reproductive success graph goes up and to the right. It's the original growth hack that's been working for 140 million years. No fancy PowerPoint needed, just some pigments and a little evolutionary market research.

The Quantum Physics Of Business Education

Academia Science

18 days ago 4.0K views 0 shares

The Quantum Physics Of Business Education

Fascinating to see the cutting-edge challenges in business education. Identifying the color blue apparently requires 46 participants and a full 5 seconds of deliberation. Meanwhile, in my quantum mechanics class, we're just calculating the probability of finding an electron in multiple dimensions simultaneously. No big deal. The real question is whether those 46 respondents formed a focus group to discuss market positioning of the color blue before submitting their final answer.

The Engineering Major's Lament

Engineering Academia Science

1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares

Engineering students caught in a perpetual state of existential crisis while the business majors frolic through college with their 3-page papers and PowerPoint presentations. That moment when you realize differential equations and thermodynamics weren't part of the campus tour! Meanwhile, engineering students are calculating the precise angle at which their GPA is plummeting and the exact force required to fling their textbooks into the sun. The distracted boyfriend meme perfectly captures the harsh reality that hits around midterms when you're surrounded by stress-free business majors planning their next networking happy hour while you're contemplating if you can derive happiness from a boundary value problem.

The Cow Economics Conundrum

Math

2 months ago 5.9K views 0 shares

This is what happens when accounting and math skills collide with farming! The confusion stems from a classic profit calculation mistake. When you buy at $800 and sell at $1000, you gain $200. Then buy again at $1100 and sell at $1300, gaining another $200. That's a total profit of $400! But wait! Many people mistakenly calculate $1300 - $800 = $500 as the profit, completely ignoring that second purchase price. The cow economics here are udderly important! You can't just subtract final sale from initial purchase when there are multiple transactions in between. That's how financial delusions are born! Next time someone tries to convince you they made $500 on this cow carousel, just remember: cash flow tracking is the difference between actual profit and financial fantasy!

The Cutting Edge Of Business Education

Academia

2 months ago 4.9K views 0 shares

Behold the pinnacle of business education! Identifying a blue rectangle with only a 5-second timer and four color options? That's what separates the CEOs from the interns, folks! Meanwhile, STEM majors are over here calculating orbital mechanics on napkins just to pass their midterms. The caption "Business majors smfh" perfectly captures that moment when you realize your tuition is funding someone else's color recognition skills. Don't worry though—in the corporate world, they'll call this "strategic chromatic asset identification" and charge clients $10,000 for the analysis.

The Fish Out Of Water Effect

Engineering Academia Tech

2 months ago 10.0K views 0 shares

The perfect visual representation of career evolution! An engineer in a scuba suit walking in a desert - because getting an MBA after engineering is like bringing underwater expertise to a completely dry environment. Your technical skills suddenly feel as useful as flippers on sand. Engineers design solutions for specific problems; MBAs navigate corporate landscapes where the only equation that matters is profit. It's that awkward moment when you realize your ability to calculate fluid dynamics won't help you network at a business cocktail party!

The Engineering Escape Hatch

Engineering Academia

3 months ago 5.6K views 0 shares

The engineering-to-business pipeline is REAL, folks! 🤣 First integral looks scary? *SMASH* that business major button! The meme captures that magical moment when calculus transforms dreams of building rockets into suddenly discovering a passion for marketing spreadsheets. Engineering departments should just install these buttons in every classroom to save time. "Is this going to be on the exam?" *button glows enticingly*

Taking The Heat So The Business Majors Don't Have To

Engineering Tech Physics Science

3 months ago 10.7K views 0 shares

Taking The Heat So The Business Majors Don't Have To

The engineering martyrdom is real! This meme perfectly captures the unsung heroism of engineers who are literally on fire solving impossible problems while sales reps peacefully snooze away. Engineers are out here battling physics, thermodynamics, and material limitations—getting metaphorically stabbed by deadlines and budget constraints—all while the business side of the company enjoys blissful ignorance. It's the classic technical-commercial divide in corporate culture where those who understand the laws of nature are sacrificing themselves so those who understand the laws of profit can thrive. The silent protector indeed!

The Expensive Algebra Problem

Tech Math

3 months ago 8.3K views 0 shares

The value of X = 29% of original investment, if my calculations are correct! This is what happens when you solve for X in real life instead of math class. In algebra, X is just an unknown variable. In business, X is apparently "how to turn $44 billion into $13 billion with this one weird trick." Economists hate him! Perhaps the most expensive letter change in history - from a bird to a letter that literally marks the spot where money goes to die.

Business Calculus Is A Joke

Math Academia

3 months ago 7.0K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle between STEM and business majors captured in six glorious panels! Patrick innocently mentions he's a business major, and Squidward assumes it's because he's scared of calculus. But when SpongeBob drops the dreaded "f(x)" function notation, Patrick freaks out like he's seen a mathematical ghost! 🧮👻 Business calculus is basically calculus with training wheels - all the formulas but none of the proofs that make math majors question their life choices. It's the diet soda of mathematics - technically contains calculus but with most of the difficulty artificially removed!

The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition