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The Engineering Major's Lament
Engineering Academia Science
2 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
The Engineering Major's Lament
Engineering students caught in a perpetual state of existential crisis while the business majors frolic through college with their 3-page papers and PowerPoint presentations. That moment when you realize differential equations and thermodynamics weren't part of the campus tour! Meanwhile, engineering students are calculating the precise angle at which their GPA is plummeting and the exact force required to fling their textbooks into the sun. The distracted boyfriend meme perfectly captures the harsh reality that hits around midterms when you're surrounded by stress-free business majors planning their next networking happy hour while you're contemplating if you can derive happiness from a boundary value problem.

The Cow Economics Conundrum
Math
20 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
The Cow Economics Conundrum
This is what happens when accounting and math skills collide with farming! The confusion stems from a classic profit calculation mistake. When you buy at $800 and sell at $1000, you gain $200. Then buy again at $1100 and sell at $1300, gaining another $200. That's a total profit of $400! But wait! Many people mistakenly calculate $1300 - $800 = $500 as the profit, completely ignoring that second purchase price. The cow economics here are udderly important! You can't just subtract final sale from initial purchase when there are multiple transactions in between. That's how financial delusions are born! Next time someone tries to convince you they made $500 on this cow carousel, just remember: cash flow tracking is the difference between actual profit and financial fantasy!

The Cutting Edge Of Business Education
Academia
26 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
The Cutting Edge Of Business Education
Behold the pinnacle of business education! Identifying a blue rectangle with only a 5-second timer and four color options? That's what separates the CEOs from the interns, folks! Meanwhile, STEM majors are over here calculating orbital mechanics on napkins just to pass their midterms. The caption "Business majors smfh" perfectly captures that moment when you realize your tuition is funding someone else's color recognition skills. Don't worry though—in the corporate world, they'll call this "strategic chromatic asset identification" and charge clients $10,000 for the analysis.

The Fish Out Of Water Effect
Engineering Academia Tech
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
The Fish Out Of Water Effect
The perfect visual representation of career evolution! An engineer in a scuba suit walking in a desert - because getting an MBA after engineering is like bringing underwater expertise to a completely dry environment. Your technical skills suddenly feel as useful as flippers on sand. Engineers design solutions for specific problems; MBAs navigate corporate landscapes where the only equation that matters is profit. It's that awkward moment when you realize your ability to calculate fluid dynamics won't help you network at a business cocktail party!

The Engineering Escape Hatch
Engineering Academia
1 month ago 4.5K views 0 shares
The Engineering Escape Hatch
The engineering-to-business pipeline is REAL, folks! 🤣 First integral looks scary? *SMASH* that business major button! The meme captures that magical moment when calculus transforms dreams of building rockets into suddenly discovering a passion for marketing spreadsheets. Engineering departments should just install these buttons in every classroom to save time. "Is this going to be on the exam?" *button glows enticingly*

Taking The Heat So The Business Majors Don't Have To
Engineering Tech Physics Science
1 month ago 8.2K views 0 shares
Taking The Heat So The Business Majors Don't Have To
The engineering martyrdom is real! This meme perfectly captures the unsung heroism of engineers who are literally on fire solving impossible problems while sales reps peacefully snooze away. Engineers are out here battling physics, thermodynamics, and material limitations—getting metaphorically stabbed by deadlines and budget constraints—all while the business side of the company enjoys blissful ignorance. It's the classic technical-commercial divide in corporate culture where those who understand the laws of nature are sacrificing themselves so those who understand the laws of profit can thrive. The silent protector indeed!

The Expensive Algebra Problem
Tech Math
1 month ago 6.6K views 0 shares
The Expensive Algebra Problem
The value of X = 29% of original investment, if my calculations are correct! This is what happens when you solve for X in real life instead of math class. In algebra, X is just an unknown variable. In business, X is apparently "how to turn $44 billion into $13 billion with this one weird trick." Economists hate him! Perhaps the most expensive letter change in history - from a bird to a letter that literally marks the spot where money goes to die.

Business Calculus Is A Joke
Math Academia
2 months ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Business Calculus Is A Joke
The eternal struggle between STEM and business majors captured in six glorious panels! Patrick innocently mentions he's a business major, and Squidward assumes it's because he's scared of calculus. But when SpongeBob drops the dreaded "f(x)" function notation, Patrick freaks out like he's seen a mathematical ghost! 🧮👻 Business calculus is basically calculus with training wheels - all the formulas but none of the proofs that make math majors question their life choices. It's the diet soda of mathematics - technically contains calculus but with most of the difficulty artificially removed!

The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition
Engineering Academia Science
2 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
The GPA Paradox: STEM Edition
The eternal struggle of STEM students captured in perfect meme format! On the left, we have the skeletal, barely-alive business major bragging about their 3.87 GPA while their soul has clearly left their body. Meanwhile, the engineering student with their measly 2.6 GPA looks like an absolute chad—fully bearded, well-adjusted, and somehow thriving despite being crushed by differential equations and thermodynamics at 2AM. The engineering curriculum is basically academic hazing with equations. Those partial derivatives and material stress calculations don't care about your sleep schedule or social life. The business major is studying "supply and demand" while engineers are calculating how many tears per hour they can produce before dehydration sets in.

Business Calculus Is A Joke
Math Academia
2 months ago 7.7K views 0 shares
Business Calculus Is A Joke
The eternal battle between business majors and actual math. Patrick proudly announces his business major status, only to be traumatized by the mere sight of f(x) - the most basic function notation that haunts freshman calculus. Meanwhile, Squidward and SpongeBob are just enjoying the show. Pure mathematical Darwinism in action. Business calculus is just regular calculus with training wheels and a safety helmet.

The Law Of Excluded Middle
Academia Math
2 months ago 8.6K views 0 shares
The Law Of Excluded Middle
This is logical perfection! The two books—"What They Teach You at Harvard Business School" and "What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Business School"—together create a perfect binary partition of all possible knowledge. The Law of Excluded Middle in philosophy states that for any proposition, either it's true or its negation is true—there's no third option. These books brilliantly demonstrate this principle by dividing the universe of knowledge into "taught at Harvard" and "not taught at Harvard." The mathematical completeness is simply *chef's kiss*. Next semester's required reading sorted!

Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There
Engineering Tech Academia
3 months ago 14.9K views 0 shares
Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There
When Noah built the ark, he never anticipated the modern engineering disciplines would evolve into such distinct species. The bewildered biblical figure staring at "engineering," "industrial engineering," and "business" perfectly captures the bizarre evolutionary tree of technical fields. Engineering spawned industrial engineering, which then somehow birthed that strange creature known as "business." Each generation getting progressively further from actual technical work and closer to making PowerPoint presentations about other people's technical work. Nature finds a way... to avoid doing calculations!