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The Prime Number Ark Catastrophe

The Prime Number Ark Catastrophe
The mathematician's nightmare! Noah's trying to load his ark with prime numbers, but someone snuck in 91 (which is 7×13). The look of betrayal on his face is priceless. Prime numbers can only be divided by 1 and themselves - they're the building blocks of mathematics. But 91 is an impostor among the primes, wearing a disguise so convincing that even experienced math enthusiasts occasionally fall for it. And there's 13 looking all smug about it. "Yes, I multiplied with 7 behind your back. What are you going to do about it?" Next time you're building an ark of prime numbers, double-check your passengers with a primality test!

The Unholy Academic Trinity

The Unholy Academic Trinity
Noah's about to reject this unholy academic trio from his ark! 🚫🐘 When pure mathematics, theoretical science, and practical engineering collide, even the wisest beards get confused. It's that moment when your differential equations start wearing lab coats while building bridges—the ultimate disciplinary identity crisis! The engineering elephant looks ready with practical solutions, the mathematics elephant is contemplating abstract proofs in its head, and that science penguin is just waiting to publish a paper on the whole fiasco. Academic disciplines weren't meant to mingle like this... or were they? 🤔

Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There

Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There
When Noah built the ark, he never anticipated the modern engineering disciplines would evolve into such distinct species. The bewildered biblical figure staring at "engineering," "industrial engineering," and "business" perfectly captures the bizarre evolutionary tree of technical fields. Engineering spawned industrial engineering, which then somehow birthed that strange creature known as "business." Each generation getting progressively further from actual technical work and closer to making PowerPoint presentations about other people's technical work. Nature finds a way... to avoid doing calculations!