My Goal Is To Work For NASA

The diagram is technically correct, just not in the way your professor intended. Ohm's Law (V=IR) represented as an anime love triangle between Volt, Ohm, and Ampere characters. Resistance has never looked so... resistible? Electrical engineers spend four years learning formulas just to end up giggling at circuit diagrams like this. The relationship between these three variables is indeed quite intimate - change one and the others must adjust accordingly. Just like dating, but with fewer sparks and more predictable outcomes.

Engineering puns reaching critical structural integrity! This meme celebrates that magical moment when a structural engineer finally discovers the perfect J-shaped beam for their design. The "Finally J-Beam" wordplay is a delightful riff on the "Finally, I can sleep" meme format, but with a construction twist. Dad jokes and engineering humor collide in perfect equilibrium here - no wonder the girlfriend's father approved. The look of satisfied discovery on the scientist's face says it all: finding the right structural support is truly a load-bearing moment of triumph!

Started with a casual YouTube video about jet engines, ended up in a propulsion engineering rabbit hole so deep that Google now flags my comments as national security threats. The progression from "hmm, interesting" to "can recite scramjet combustion chamber specifications at 3 AM" is the engineering equivalent of saying you'll have just one potato chip. The only difference is that potato chips don't get you on watchlists.

This flowchart is what happens when career counselors have a mental breakdown. Engineering? Only if you're "good with things." Chemistry? Congratulations on your future as a "fussy pedant." And let's not forget Computer Science, perfect for those who prefer "slow, indirect evil" over the more efficient varieties. The beautiful part is how it nails the existential crisis of every STEM student. "Why do you want to major in a STEM field?" Options include "curiosity" (adorable), "to save the planet" (delusional), or my personal favorite, the dawning realization that STEM was supposed to involve actual plants for Biology majors. After 30 years of teaching, I can confirm this is approximately 87% accurate. The missing 13% is the path where you choose your major based on which department has the least uncomfortable chairs in the lecture hall.

Mechanical engineers don't just have coffee in the morning—they have an existential awakening about the divine beauty of gears. That perfectly meshed tooth profile! Those precision-calculated torque transfers! While the rest of us stumble to the bathroom, they're mentally designing planetary gear systems with the body of Schwarzenegger and the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered that friction coefficients can be manipulated. The blueprint background is just their natural habitat—like fish in water or software engineers in dimly lit rooms arguing about tabs versus spaces.

Ultimate power move: studying fluid mechanics while literally submerged in water! Talk about immersive learning! The person is taking "to defeat your enemy you must become your enemy" to a whole new level by physically surrounding themselves with the very fluid dynamics they're trying to master. Next-level dedication that would make Bernoulli and Reynolds proud. Honestly, this is just the logical conclusion of hands-on education—if you want to understand pressure gradients and laminar flow, might as well experience them firsthand with every cell in your body!