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Engineers After Struggling Through A Year Of College Physics

Engineers After Struggling Through A Year Of College Physics
Engineering students emerge from physics class with just enough knowledge to be dangerous. After calculating the trajectory of 500 protons and memorizing enough quantum mechanics to make their brains leak, they strut around campus thinking, "Yeah, I basically have a PhD in theoretical physics now." Meanwhile, actual physicists are crying in the corner because these engineers will make twice their salary while only remembering F=ma. The academic equivalent of watching someone take a single boxing class and declare themselves the next Muhammad Ali.

My Goal Is To Work For NASA

My Goal Is To Work For NASA
The eternal delusion of every mechanical engineering student who took that one aerospace elective. Suddenly they're designing the next Mars rover in their head while struggling to remember basic fluid dynamics. The gap between "I once built a model rocket" and "I work at NASA" is roughly equivalent to the distance between Earth and the exoplanet they think they'll help discover. Nothing says "future unemployment" quite like introducing yourself as a "rocket scientist" at parties before you've even graduated.

Please Stop: The Mathematical Mansplainer Starter Pack

Please Stop: The Mathematical Mansplainer Starter Pack
The mathematical equivalent of mansplaining has entered the chat! Every math class has that person who interrupts with "well, technically..." only to spout half-baked mathematical "facts" that make real mathematicians want to divide by zero on purpose. From claiming the square root of 4 is only 2 (forgetting the negative), to misunderstanding infinite series, to making bizarre claims about π—these are the people who confidently raise their hand to "correct" the professor and make everyone's brain hurt. Next time someone tries to explain that "there are more rational numbers than integers" at a party, just hand them this starter pack and back away slowly. Your sanity will thank you!

The Magical Square Of False Confidence

The Magical Square Of False Confidence
Drawing that little square at the end of a mathematical proof is like slapping a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on a burning building! The square (or QED symbol) is supposed to signify "thus it is demonstrated," but in reality it's often more like "please don't check my work too carefully." Nothing beats the rush of confidently scribbling that tiny square after 3 pages of absolute mathematical gibberish. Bonus points if you write it with such force that you tear through the paper! The universal symbol for "I have no idea what I just did but I'm pretending I do!"

The Speed Of Delusion Vs. The Wall Of Math

The Speed Of Delusion Vs. The Wall Of Math
Someone's confidence in their driving abilities just crashed into the wall of basic division. The first person boldly claims they could drive 2,000 miles in a day, only to be demolished by someone who actually did the math: at 75 mph, it would take over 26 hours. Not deterred by reality, our overconfident driver suggests skipping sleep (because physics is negotiable but biology is optional, apparently). When asked for sources, the math wizard delivers the knockout punch: "2,000/75 = 26.6666667. It's called math, you should try it some time." The defeated driver's final response is the universal surrender of internet arguments everywhere: "Well, I'm not sure if I agree but ok." Classic case of confidence colliding with calculation!

The Bell Curve Of Cube Counting Confidence

The Bell Curve Of Cube Counting Confidence
The perfect visualization of the statistical distribution of internet arguments! On one end, you have people confidently declaring "The answer is 51" based on the visible cube dimensions. On the other end, the methodical overthinkers screaming "There's not enough information!" because they can't see inside the trailer. What makes this brilliant is the normal distribution curve showing exactly how intelligence works in online debates - most people cluster in the middle with moderate takes, while the extreme certainty exists at both tails of the curve. The percentages even match a standard bell curve! It's basically quantum mechanics for internet arguments - you can either know the exact answer or admit complete uncertainty, but never both simultaneously!

Look At Me, I Am The Physicist Now

Look At Me, I Am The Physicist Now
The birth of a bedroom physicist! Nothing screams "I'm ready to revolutionize science" quite like watching a single YouTube video about string theory and immediately thinking you've cracked the universal code. The poor college that got contacted probably receives dozens of "I've solved gravity with my revolutionary theory that involves zero math" emails daily. Pro tip: Real physicists spend decades studying before they even dare to whisper the words "I have a theory." But hey, at least this budding Einstein had the confidence to reach out! That's approximately 99% more confidence than actual qualification.

Nobody Needs Basics

Nobody Needs Basics
That feeling when you've watched three YouTube videos about black holes and suddenly decide to skip Newton's laws and head straight for string theory. The academic equivalent of trying to run before learning to crawl, except in this case, you're attempting to comprehend 11-dimensional spacetime while still struggling with F=ma. The physics community silently judges as another eager soul bypasses classical mechanics and electrodynamics to directly ponder if we're all just vibrating strings in a cosmic symphony. Spoiler alert: the staircase of physics knowledge doesn't have an elevator option.

The Engineering Confidence Cliff

The Engineering Confidence Cliff
Engineering confidence is the biggest scam of all time! You walk in thinking "Pfft, I've built IKEA furniture without the instructions, how hard can this be?" Then suddenly you're staring at differential equations that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics! 😂 The transition from "I'll understand whatever it is" to "There's nothing about this I understand" happens faster than the speed of light - which, ironically, you'd learn to calculate in the class you're failing!

When Your YouTube Degree Meets Actual Math

When Your YouTube Degree Meets Actual Math
The confidence-to-knowledge ratio strikes again! Our YouTube scholar boldly claims that mathematicians would say you can add 1 to infinity, only to get shut down with a single "no" from someone who actually understands the concept. In reality, infinity isn't a number you can just casually add 1 to—it's a concept representing something that continues without bound. That's like saying "I'll have one ocean, plus a glass of water." The mathematician's "no" is doing some heavy lifting here, carrying the weight of several advanced math courses and countless theorems. The internet: where 15 minutes of watching math videos transforms you into Gauss... until you meet someone who's spent more than 15 minutes studying math.

Fake It Till You Make It: Engineering Edition

Fake It Till You Make It: Engineering Edition
Pretending to understand thermodynamics before you've even taken AP Physics? That's peak high school energy! Nothing says "future engineer" like confidently dropping terms like "entropy" and "enthalpy" in Reddit comments while secretly Googling "what is Gibbs free energy" under your desk. The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can't be created or destroyed, but apparently, neither can teenage overconfidence! 🔥 It's like trying to explain quantum mechanics after watching one YouTube video—pure chaotic bravery!