Mom Was Not A Fan Of His Degree

Behold! The multimeter has spoken, and it's channeling its inner Borg! This Fluke multimeter is set to measure ohms (Ω) - which measures electrical resistance - but instead of showing a number, it's declaring resistance is "FUTILE." It's basically the electrical engineering equivalent of your toaster becoming sentient and threatening world domination. Next thing you know, your oscilloscope will be demanding human sacrifices and your soldering iron will start writing manifestos! 🤖⚡

The 16-step journey of solving a physics problem is painfully accurate. You start with such optimism, writing equations and drawing diagrams, only to spiral into a mathematical hellscape of wrong answers, calculation errors, and eventually blaming textbook authors for your misery. The emotional rollercoaster from confidence to despair to that brief euphoria when you finally get the right answer—only to discover the problem has six more parts! This is physics in its purest form: four hours of suffering followed by 30 seconds of feeling like Einstein, before reality crushes you again. Every physics student just had traumatic flashbacks to that one thermodynamics problem set that nearly broke them.

Pure mathematicians hearing engineers simplify trigonometry be like... *suspicious newspaper reading intensifies* 📰👀 The small angle approximation (where sin θ ≈ tan θ ≈ θ for tiny angles) is the engineering equivalent of saying "close enough!" while mathematicians silently judge your casual relationship with precision. It's the mathematical version of "eh, good enough for government work." Tom the cat perfectly captures that moment when you realize some people are willing to commit mathematical crimes in broad daylight and sleep soundly at night. The horror!

Squidward peering through the blinds at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun is the perfect metaphor for engineering students watching their friends graduate on time. While humanities majors are out there celebrating with their diplomas, engineering students are still wrestling with thermodynamics and differential equations in year 6. The five-year plan turned into a seven-year reality check! That's not a degree—it's a hostage situation with student loans as the ransom.

The ultimate engineering burn from our microscopic nemesis! This meme plays on the stereotype that engineers are already "dead inside" from their notoriously demanding workloads and stress. The coronavirus is basically saying, "No need to attack these folks—their souls have already left the building!" As someone with engineer friends, I can confirm they're laughing through their tears right now. The fake breaking news format makes it even better—like the virus held a press conference just to roast an entire profession! Engineers: creating solutions to world problems while being absolutely destroyed by a particle that isn't even technically alive. Savage!

Energy storage comparison gone hilariously wrong! That dam cap is holding back 7000 joules per kilogram of potential energy, while your car roof can barely keep the rain out. 😂 Engineers design massive concrete structures to contain incredible amounts of energy in hydroelectric dams, and then there's your vehicle's roof - defeated by a shopping cart in a parking lot. Next time someone asks about impressive energy containment systems, just point to your car and say "not this!" 💦🚗