The STEM Major Life Trajectory Charts

The scientific method in its purest form! First comes the wild hypothesis, then the crushing realization that reality doesn't care about your brilliant ideas. But the real science happens when you document your wrongness with excessive detail and colorful diagrams! Nothing says "professional researcher" like creating a meticulously crafted presentation about all the ways your theory spectacularly imploded. Graduate students everywhere are feeling personally attacked right now.

The mathematical approximation symbol (≈) is doing some heavy lifting here. Claiming 100 is "approximately equal" to 112 is like saying my grant proposal is "nearly complete" when I've only written the abstract. Day 12 of this experiment and still no consensus on when mathematical imprecision becomes mathematical heresy. Perhaps by day 100 we'll get approximately 112 comments explaining why I'm wrong.

That diabolical grin when you're writing a 17-page mathematical proof and you KNOW it's airtight. The quill scratches paper as your brain screams "I've conquered this theorem and I'm about to flex so hard on this exam." It's that perfect blend of academic superiority and mild psychopathy that every STEM student understands. The longer the proof, the more powerful you feel—like some mathematical dark lord unleashing elegant chaos upon your professor's desk.

This is mathematical heartbreak in its purest form! On the left side, our brave mathematician correctly works through the equation, factoring (x-7)(x-7) into a perfect solution. But then—plot twist—they somehow convince themselves that x²-49 equals (x+7)(x-7) on the right. It's like watching someone navigate perfectly to their destination only to make a wrong turn at the very last intersection. That moment when you realize your brain decided to take a coffee break during the most critical step of your math problem. We've all been there... though maybe not quite this spectacularly wrong!

The initial excitement of "Learn Quantum Physics in one lesson" followed by the crushing realization that the video is 35,040 hours long (that's 4 YEARS of non-stop watching)! 😱 That facial expression shift says it all! From "I'm about to unlock the secrets of the universe" to "Maybe I should've just majored in business..." in 2.52 seconds flat. Quantum physics doesn't care about your weekend plans - it demands your entire life as tribute!

The eternal academic hierarchy battle rages on! Computer Science grad boldly claims engineers are as smart as physicists, and the physics professor nearly has an aneurysm at such blasphemy. But wait—the punchline delivers a beautiful twist: even ML engineers (who typically strut around like they've solved consciousness) would suddenly backpedal if physics got the 2024 Nobel Prize. Nothing humbles a tech bro faster than a physicist with a Nobel! The whiteboard equations in the background are just *chef's kiss*—incomprehensible to most engineers but apparently sacred text to physicists. The academic caste system remains intact!