I Majored In Everything, And Finished In 4 Years

The only screw head shown is the Torx—and it's labeled "the fan favorite." Meanwhile, all the other boxes are empty with personality types like "Made to be hated" and "The gremlin." This is basically the engineering equivalent of zodiac signs. Every engineer has a visceral reaction to different fastener types that borders on religious fervor. Phillips heads strip at the slightest provocation, flat heads were clearly designed by someone who hates humanity, and don't get me started on those proprietary Apple screws. The Torx truly is the chosen one—providing actual grip without shredding your screwdriver or your sanity. Engineers will fight to the death over this stuff while normal people back slowly out of the room.

Once you understand the second law of thermodynamics, you're cursed with the knowledge that everything—yes, everything —tends toward disorder. That smug dog knows what's up. While his human's girlfriend spins fairy tales about their "perfect" relationship, he's sitting there like a furry physicist, silently judging with the cold, hard truth: entropy always increases in a closed system. Relationships included. The universe is basically saying "nice try, but I've got chaos planned for everyone." Engineers don't get the luxury of delusion—we just calculate the inevitable decay rate.

The engineering department's answer to Apple's $700 Mac Pro stand. For the cost of a fancy dinner, you too can have this DIY Apple-shaped bolt that holds exactly the same amount of weight! The perfect metaphor for tech markup in action – where the logo adds three zeros to the price tag. Next time someone brags about their overpriced Apple hardware, just point to your hardware store Apple and watch their soul leave their body.

The mathematical insurgency has begun! This meme brilliantly captures the horror of finding a sphere (made of triangles!) in a triangle factory. It's like discovering quantum physics at a Newtonian convention. The top panel shows the factory workers freaking out at this geometric abomination while the bottom reveals the truth - that spheres in 3D modeling are actually made up of triangular polygons! The blue sphere's triangular mesh structure is its secret identity. This is basically geometric espionage. The worker's confusion is pure mathematical existential crisis - "Wait, have I been making spheres this WHOLE TIME?!"

Nothing says "electrical engineer with a death wish" quite like tempting fate with puns. The wordplay here is *electrifying* - claiming you'd be "shocked" if a circuit isn't locked out is basically daring electricity to prove you wrong. Safety protocols exist for a reason, but apparently so do opportunities for terrible workplace humor. The instant regret face says it all - some jokes just aren't worth the potential 10,000 volts of feedback.