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With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility... Or Whatever
Engineering Academia Tech Science
18 days ago 5.0K views 0 shares
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility... Or Whatever
Engineering students, behold the dark side of technical prowess! That "optional" ethics course isn't so optional after all, unless you're planning to build a death ray in your basement. Nothing says "mad scientist" quite like skipping the boring lectures about "responsibility" and "consequences" only to emerge as a fiery deity of destruction! Who needs moral frameworks when you can have UNLIMITED POWER? Just remember, while you're calculating the perfect angle for your doomsday device, somewhere a professor is saying "I told you so" into their coffee mug filled with tears.

The Proton Mass Wish: Cosmic Consequences
Physics Universe Science Chemistry Astronomy
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
The Proton Mass Wish: Cosmic Consequences
The cosmic fairy godparents have spoken! While spider powers might be denied for safety reasons, altering the proton mass gets an enthusiastic green light. Because why worry about small things like the fundamental forces holding matter together or stars suddenly imploding ? Changing the proton mass would be like swapping out the foundation of your house while you're still inside. Suddenly water wouldn't be water, stars wouldn't be stars, and that chemistry test you studied for? Completely irrelevant. The strong nuclear force would have a meltdown, atoms would fall apart, and the universe as we know it would throw in the towel. But sure, let's see what happens. Science has always advanced through catastrophic cosmic tinkering, right?

Don't Give Me Apocalyptic Hope
Astronomy Science Universe
2 months ago 7.8K views 0 shares
Don't Give Me Apocalyptic Hope
Nothing says "existential crisis" quite like NASA casually bumping up our odds of celestial annihilation. From a 1 in 42 chance to 1 in 32? That's like your doctor saying "Good news! Your chances of spontaneous combustion have improved!" The desperate plea of "Don't give me hope" perfectly captures the unique paradox of modern existence—where half of us are secretly rooting for the sweet release of an asteroid impact while frantically calculating how many student loan payments we'll avoid if it hits before 2032.