Fiction Memes

That internal screaming moment when you're enjoying a fantasy novel until someone travels faster than light or watches events unfold in real-time across interstellar distances. Einstein is rolling in his grave! Special relativity sets a cosmic speed limit that even magic shouldn't casually ignore. Nothing makes a physicist lose immersion faster than characters chatting across galaxies without communication delays or spaceships zipping between star systems for weekend getaways. Sure, it's fantasy, but would it kill authors to sprinkle in a tiny bit of relativistic consistency? My suspension of disbelief can handle dragons, but apparently draws the line at breaking fundamental physics.

The ultimate act of scientific rebellion! Moving physics books to fiction is like telling gravity, "You're not the boss of me!" That's why our prankster is floating away—Newton's rolling in his grave while this maverick defies the laws of physics by... *checks notes*... literally defying the laws of physics! The library classification system wasn't ready for this level of chaos theory. Next week: putting astronomy books under "creative writing" and watching the stars rearrange themselves!

The sacred alliance between anime and action movies - united in their mutual disdain for Sir Isaac Newton's party-pooping laws! Nothing says "entertainment" like watching a 90-pound character punch someone through seventeen concrete walls or defying gravity for what feels like three business days during a single jump. Physics majors watching these scenes are either having aneurysms or furiously scribbling calculations to prove why that sword slash would've actually split the moon in half. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just enjoying the completely realistic scenario of someone surviving a 300-foot fall because they landed in 2 inches of water.