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Nothing Wrong With This Math Problem

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5 days ago 19.6K views 0 shares

Nothing Wrong With This Math Problem

Just your typical math problem where a student bikes 200km to school at 90km/h while hitting pedestrians every 10 minutes. Because that's how we all got to school - leaving at 3AM and calculating intercept trajectories with siblings. The real lesson here isn't kinematics, it's that math teachers clearly never sleep and have no concept of reasonable human behavior. Next problem: "If Johnny has 47 watermelons and gives away 12, why does he have so many watermelons in the first place?"

I Majored In Everything, And Finished In 4 Years

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2 months ago 8.9K views 0 shares

I Majored In Everything, And Finished In 4 Years

Hollywood's favorite apocalypse survival hack: just grab an engineer! Suddenly, this one dude knows how to rewire nuclear facilities, build bridges, design spacecraft, and perform brain surgery. Because obviously engineering degrees come in variety packs! The most unrealistic part of post-apocalyptic fiction isn't the zombies—it's the engineer who somehow mastered 12 different specialties while the rest of us were struggling to pass Calculus I. Next time civilization collapses, I'm finding this mythical poly-engineer who can apparently fix everything from broken power grids to broken bones with nothing but duct tape and optimism.

Suppose You Have An Imagination

Math Academia

5 months ago 9.0K views 0 shares

Suppose You Have An Imagination

Every introvert's nightmare - a math problem that doubles as an existential crisis. "Suppose you have 5 friends" is already venturing into the realm of fantasy for many of us. The next question might as well be "If unicorns were real, how many would fit in your garage?" Teachers really need to read the room before dropping these hypothetical social bombshells. I'd raise my hand and ask for more realistic numbers, but that would require... talking.