Fixed? More Like Failed!

Meanwhile, I can barely remember to charge my phone. Leonardo da Vinci was that insufferable overachiever from college who made the rest of us look bad. The original "I'll sleep when I'm dead" guy who casually sketched revolutionary war machines between painting masterpieces and dissecting corpses. His resume makes modern "multidisciplinary experts" look like they're playing in a sandbox. Renaissance man? More like Renaissance show-off. And here we are, five centuries later, still talking about him while most of us struggle to master a single TikTok dance.

Engineers seeing this bridge: *nervous sweating intensifies* 😰 What we're witnessing is every structural engineer's nightmare - resonant frequency in action! If all these people jumped at once, they'd create mechanical vibrations that could match the bridge's natural frequency. When that happens, the amplitude increases dramatically with each cycle, and boom! You've got yourself the world's most expensive diving board! 💥 This is exactly why soldiers break step when crossing bridges. The Millennium Bridge in London actually had to close for two years after opening because it wobbled from synchronized footsteps alone. No jumping required! Next time someone suggests a flash mob on a suspension bridge, maybe suggest a nice stable parking lot instead? 😂

Form follows function? Not today, Satan! Fujitsu's collapsible Ethernet port is what happens when engineers refuse to sacrifice functionality for thinness. While Apple's over there eliminating ports faster than my coffee disappears on Monday morning, Fujitsu's pulling the ultimate "watch this" move with their pop-out LAN port. It's basically origami for computer parts—practical problem-solving that makes you wonder why we're all carrying around 17 dongles just to connect a simple Ethernet cable. Engineering at its finest: refusing to accept "impossible" and instead building a mechanical marvel that would make Rube Goldberg slow clap.

Imagine writing code in the 70s, never expecting it would still be running 50+ years later on a spacecraft that's literally left the solar system. Those NASA engineers are celebrating because their documentation was so good they could decipher their own ancient hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, I can't understand code I wrote last week without comments. The ultimate legacy code maintenance success story—turns out commenting your code might actually be useful when your project is hurtling through interstellar space at 38,000 mph.

The evolution of engineering ambition is painfully accurate. Historical engineers built bridges, skyscrapers, and rockets with slide rules and graph paper. Modern engineering students get absolutely wrecked by thermodynamics equations that make grown adults weep. The muscular Doge represents our romanticized view of past engineers tackling impossible challenges, while the sad regular Doge perfectly captures that moment when you realize entropy isn't just a concept—it's the universe actively working against your homework.

Engineering at its finest! When you round π to 3.1 and pretend planes are perfect spheres with zero air resistance, you've officially unlocked god-tier approximation skills! The enormous brain in this meme represents the sheer galaxy-brain confidence it takes to make these wild simplifications and still expect your aircraft to fly. Real engineers know that π is actually 3.14159... and planes are decidedly non-spherical, but hey—close enough for government work, right? This is why we double-check our calculations before boarding!