The Physics Superiority Complex

The brutal hierarchy of physics revealed! Mechanics gets the sympathy card while mechanical engineers don't even register on the radar. It's like watching the academic food chain in action—pure physics looking down on its applied cousins with that perfect mix of pity and indifference. The theoretical vs. applied science rivalry continues, with theoretical physicists sitting at the cool kids' table while engineers are busy actually making things work. Mechanics is that middle child getting a condescending pat on the head while mechanical engineers are off building the real world, completely ignored by the ivory tower crowd.