The Look Of Safety Violation Disappointment

That glorious moment when you finally reach the summit after climbing through a literal bloodbath of bugs and impossible client demands! 🏔️ What clients see: "This is too easy!" What programmers experience: a treacherous mountain hike through multiple project failures, debugging nightmares, and code that refuses to cooperate until that magical moment when something FINALLY works! The mountain isn't just a mountain—it's a monument to every 3AM debugging session, every Stack Overflow desperate plea, and every "it works but I don't know why" miracle. The blood? That's just caffeine mixed with tears and broken dreams.

The perfect crossover between Star Trek and electrical engineering doesn't exi-- That Fluke multimeter is set to measure ohms (Ω), which is the unit for electrical resistance. And there it is, displaying "FUTILE" instead of a number. Just like the Borg's famous catchphrase "resistance is futile," this multimeter has given up on measuring resistance altogether. Somewhere, a frustrated engineer is wondering if they've been assimilated into a collective of broken test equipment.

Engineering's greatest innovation: a screw that guarantees you'll need to drill three separate holes that don't align with anything! Marketed as "time-saving" but actually designed by someone who clearly failed geometry and harbors deep resentment toward DIY enthusiasts. The perfect fastener for when you want your IKEA furniture to look like it was assembled during an earthquake. Next up in this revolutionary series: the square wheel and the solar-powered flashlight!

Engineers know the pain. The first three images show actual lab equipment that does what it says on the tin. Then there's the fourth option—a person on the phone giving you contradictory instructions about your experiment. That's the real mixed signal generator in every lab. Nothing quite compares to having your supervisor tell you "make sure the data is clean" and "hurry up with those results" in the same breath.

The eternal battle between theoretical and practical science! Physics majors live in a beautiful frictionless vacuum where pesky real-world factors like air resistance can be waved away with "negligible for calculation purposes." Meanwhile, engineering majors are busy building things that won't, you know, catastrophically fail in actual reality. That moment of horrified realization when the physics major remembers that objects don't actually fall at the same rate outside of textbook problems... *chef's kiss* Pure academic chaos! Next time your parachute works, thank an engineer who remembered air exists! 🧪💥

The eternal engineering software war continues! Kid begs for SolidWorks (the Ferrari of 3D CAD software), but Mom delivers the classic parental response: "We have SolidWorks at home." Plot twist—the "SolidWorks at home" is actually AutoCAD, which is like showing up to a 3D modeling party with a 2D sketch pad. It's the engineering equivalent of asking for an Xbox and getting a Speak & Spell instead. The betrayal runs deep for every engineering student who's had to toggle between software packages because their university license expired!