The Government Doesn't Want You To See This Proof

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The Government Doesn't Want You To See This Proof

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Behold! A map revealing the percentage of Europeans who suspect their governments are concealing the mathematical holy grail - a proof that P=NP! For the uninitiated, P=NP is one of computer science's greatest unsolved problems worth a cool $1 million to whoever solves it. It asks whether problems that are easy to verify (NP) are also easy to solve (P).

The gradient from green to red shows the conspiracy theory intensity! Scandinavians seem pretty chill about it, while Turkey and Greece are convinced there's a secret proof hidden in some underground vault next to the recipe for unlimited clean energy and the real reason cats always land on their feet.

Plot twist: The source says "Eurobarometer 557, 2025" - FROM THE FUTURE! Clearly the time travelers have already leaked the proof! *adjusts tinfoil hat frantically*

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