Only Good For The Goose

Fascinating. Someone who thinks the absence of atmospheric light scattering is evidence of a film studio. Next they'll tell us astronauts float because they're hanging from invisible strings. The irony is that without an atmosphere to scatter light, you'd expect exactly what we see - a bright sun against a black backdrop. But sure, NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing and he insisted on shooting on location.

The beautiful irony of conspiracy logic! First they claim the moon landing was staged, then they hit you with "you believe in the moon?" It's like arguing with someone who keeps moving the goalposts to another dimension entirely. I've spent 40 years teaching astronomy, and nothing prepared me for people who think NASA is simultaneously incompetent enough to fake a landing AND powerful enough to maintain a planetary hologram. Next they'll tell you gravity is just a feeling you get when the government turns down the simulation settings.

Forget Google Earth – this is Photoshop Earth! The meme brilliantly mocks flat Earth believers by showing what they must think the world looks like: a bizarre panorama where the Egyptian pyramids, the Statue of Liberty, and the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings are all visible from one spot! It's geography on shuffle mode! If Earth were actually flat, you'd need some seriously powerful binoculars to spot the Statue of Liberty from Cairo. The curvature of our spherical planet is precisely why we can't see famous landmarks from thousands of miles away – unless you're a flat-earther with this magical view! The title "I Am Sure They Call Each Sides Of The Earth Heads & Tails" adds another layer of humor – as if our planet were just a cosmic coin flip! Next up: flat-earthers discovering that Australia isn't actually "down under," it's just on the other side of the space quarter!

The medical conspiracy theorist's manifesto has arrived! This meme brilliantly satirizes anti-science rhetoric by mocking how conspiracy theorists view medical education. ECG readings? Just "stupid triangles"! Protein structures? Complete mystery! Vaccines? Obviously "free autism"! 🤪 And that ridiculous medical term at the bottom? Pure gibberish designed to make fun of how conspiracy folks think doctors just make up complicated words to sound smart. It's basically the medical equivalent of "I did my research on YouTube University!" The meme perfectly captures the absurdity of rejecting centuries of medical science because rectal exams are uncomfortable and biology textbooks use illustrations. GENIUS!

Ever wonder why alien abductions always happen at night? Mystery solved! Turns out extraterrestrial children are just as bad at planning school projects as human kids. Nothing like that last-minute panic when little Zorg remembers he needs a human specimen for his interplanetary biology class tomorrow. The universal parental frustration transcends galaxies—procrastination is apparently coded into DNA across the cosmos. Next time you see strange lights in the sky after dark, it's probably just some desperate alien parent making a Target run to Earth.

Physics has finally been exposed for what it truly is—a conspiracy of overcomplicated nonsense! This brilliant parody takes aim at how quantum mechanics and modern physics sound to the average person. Superposition? Wave-particle duality? Schrödinger's cat? Please. Next they'll tell us gravity is just "spacetime curvature" when we all know things fall because... they're heavy. Revolutionary stuff! The Einstein tongue photo is the cherry on top. Sure, trust the guy who couldn't comb his hair with explaining how the universe works. And don't get me started on those Higgs bosons making your dumbbells heavy—clearly a scam to avoid the gym. Honestly, this is what happens when we let physicists run wild with grant money instead of solving practical problems like "why does toast always land butter-side down?" Now THAT'S the real mystery of the universe.