It's All Become So Clear To Me Now

Fascinating. Someone who thinks the absence of atmospheric light scattering is evidence of a film studio. Next they'll tell us astronauts float because they're hanging from invisible strings. The irony is that without an atmosphere to scatter light, you'd expect exactly what we see - a bright sun against a black backdrop. But sure, NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing and he insisted on shooting on location.

The pandemic timeline according to conspiracy theorists! First, classes move online because of COVID. Then, mysteriously, "COVID engineers" graduate and enter the workforce. And suddenly—planes start falling out of the sky? Twice?! Because obviously, engineering education works better in person when you can physically touch the laws of aerodynamics. This perfectly captures how conspiracy minds connect completely unrelated events with imaginary causation. Remote learning → unqualified engineers → aviation disasters. Next they'll blame the microchips in vaccines for making pilots forget how to fly!

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one! Science deniers somehow manage to hold two completely contradictory criticisms of scientists simultaneously: "They keep changing their theories!" and "They're too stubborn to change their views!" It's like complaining that a restaurant has too many menu options while also whining they never update their menu. Pick a lane, people! This is exactly why the scientific method exists - to systematically test ideas and revise them based on evidence, not to confirm whatever nonsense you read on your uncle's Facebook page.

The eternal struggle of scientific consensus vs. that one guy who did "research" on YouTube! While thousands of scientists spend decades in labs, publish peer-reviewed papers, and meticulously validate hypotheses, there's always that brave soul who watched a 10-minute conspiracy video and is now ready to declare the entire scientific community wrong. The beautiful irony is that the scientific method itself took centuries to develop precisely because human intuition is so often... spectacularly incorrect. Next time someone tries to disprove climate change or vaccines with "I saw a video," remember this meme and try not to laugh too hard at the statistical improbability that one random dude somehow outsmarted the collective intelligence of global research institutions.

Behold! The rare specimen of scientific illiteracy in its natural habitat—a market stall proudly advertising "mRNA free" products with a cute cow drawing! It's like bragging your oranges are "gravity free" while standing firmly on Earth! mRNA is literally in EVERY living organism including that adorable cow and whatever produce they're selling. It's just the messenger molecule that helps create proteins—you know, the stuff that keeps you alive! Next they'll be selling "mitochondria-free" energy drinks and "nucleus-free" supplements. My lab coat is wrinkled from facepalming so hard!

The Empire's engineering department just got owned by the Flat Death Star Society. In a universe where we can build planet-destroying superweapons, apparently basic geometry is still controversial. Next they'll claim the tractor beam is just magnets and the Force is a government conspiracy. I suppose if you squint hard enough at a sphere, everything looks flat—just like some people's learning curves.