The Analytical Chemistry Conspiracy

The Analytical Chemistry Conspiracy
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The analytical chemistry conspiracy has finally been exposed. Those endless hours calibrating instruments? Pure theater. Molecules having feelings beyond "excited" and "relaxed" states? Revolutionary concept.

Every analytical chemist nodding solemnly at incomprehensible spectra while thinking "I have no idea what this peak means but I'll die before admitting it." The true mark of expertise: creating equipment acronyms so long they require their own DOI.

Next breakthrough paper: "Statistical Analysis Proves 87% of Analytical Chemistry Is Just Guessing Confidently."

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