Organic chemists losing their minds when someone calls water an alcohol? Technically correct is the best kind of correct! Water (H2O) does have that hydroxyl group (-OH) attached to a carbon... oh wait, there's no carbon. That's the whole point!
The R-OH structure defines alcohols in organic chemistry, where R represents a carbon-containing group. Without that carbon backbone, water is just... well, water. Calling it "the simplest alcohol" is like calling your cat a tiger because they both have whiskers. The confused cat in this meme perfectly captures the collective facepalm of every organic chemist who's ever had to explain this to a first-year student.