The chemistry nerd's guide to blaming everything on the hydroxyl group! 🧪 No matter what molecule you're looking at - ethanol, glucose, fatty acids, or even THC - if it's got that -OH group circled in red, clearly it's responsible for alcoholism! The progression of facial expressions from concerned to excited to absolutely mind-blown is basically every chemist at a party trying to explain why everything is technically alcohol. The punchline? Chemistry doesn't care about your excuses - if there's a hydroxyl group, you're just one functional group away from blaming your problems on alcoholism!