Political Compass Periodic Table

Finally, someone organized the periodic table based on how elements would vote if they had Twitter accounts! This masterpiece maps chemical elements onto the political compass with hilariously accurate stereotypes.

Hydrogen rules everything from the authoritarian top because it literally makes up 75% of the universe's mass. Meanwhile, poor Mercury "seems pretty fun at first" but "will kill you for something you did 15 years ago" is exactly how I'd describe my ex who studied political science.

Love how Americium is just "AMERICA! F*** YEAH" with zero additional explanation needed. And Uranium? "Builds nukes" and "believes it will one day power the world"—basically that one guy at every dinner party who won't shut up about nuclear energy being the future.

The real scientific breakthrough here is that we've finally discovered what Einsteinium is for: questioning its own existence. Existential crisis is apparently an elemental property!