Political compass Memes

Behold! The periodic table of political extremism! This magnificent chart assigns molecules their rightful place on the political compass based on their chemical personalities. From authoritarian sulfuric acid that "forcibly dehydrates and makes you equal whether you want it or not" to libertarian TBAF that "destroys hierarchy of aqueous and organic phases" - it's chemistry meets political science in the most unhinged crossover since I mixed sodium and water in the university fountain! My favorite might be chloroform in the lib-right quadrant - "knocks out unsuspecting victims" and is "more dangerous than it appears." Just like my dating profile! *maniacal cackle* Who knew molecules had such strong political opinions? Next time someone asks your political stance, just tell them you're a crystalline SiO₂ - "individually weak, coherently strong" with a "diverse coalition of minerals." Science humor at its most delightfully absurd!

Finally, someone organized the periodic table based on how elements would vote if they had Twitter accounts! This masterpiece maps chemical elements onto the political compass with hilariously accurate stereotypes. Hydrogen rules everything from the authoritarian top because it literally makes up 75% of the universe's mass. Meanwhile, poor Mercury "seems pretty fun at first" but "will kill you for something you did 15 years ago" is exactly how I'd describe my ex who studied political science. Love how Americium is just "AMERICA! F*** YEAH" with zero additional explanation needed. And Uranium? "Builds nukes" and "believes it will one day power the world"—basically that one guy at every dinner party who won't shut up about nuclear energy being the future. The real scientific breakthrough here is that we've finally discovered what Einsteinium is for: questioning its own existence. Existential crisis is apparently an elemental property!