Is This Molecular Collision?

The most accurate representation of organic chemistry I've ever seen. Carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen are having a pool party up top (the cool kids of organic chem), while fluorine and sulfur at least got invited but are clearly struggling to fit in. Meanwhile, the rest of the periodic table is just... dead and forgotten at the bottom of the ocean. Anyone who's survived an organic chemistry class knows this hierarchy all too well. You spend 95% of your time drawing carbon chains with the occasional oxygen, nitrogen, or hydrogen thrown in, then suddenly your professor introduces a fluorine or sulfur and everyone panics. The rest of the elements? They might as well be mythical creatures for all the attention they get.

Chemistry professors hate this one weird trick. The equation shows fluoride ion (F+) plus an electron (e-) yielding iron (Fe). It's a completely invalid chemical reaction that makes actual chemists twitch uncontrollably. In real redox chemistry, fluorine typically gains electrons to become F-, not the other way around. This is like claiming 2+2=fish. Pure chemical blasphemy that would make Mendeleev roll in his periodic grave.

Look at this kid dropping some serious bathroom science! 💩 They've listed "poop" and "ice" as solids, "pee" and "water" as liquids, and "fart" and "steam" as gases. The teacher circled it with a skeptical "Really?" but honestly... the states of matter check out perfectly! This student deserves bonus points for applying scientific principles to bodily functions. They're technically correct - the best kind of correct in science! Next time your chemistry teacher asks for examples, maybe stick to less aromatic options though.

The mathematical masterpiece that broke biology! This teenage philosopher just discovered the ultimate firefighting hack by completely misunderstanding percentages, composition, and basic physics. Two humans at 70% water each don't magically combine into 140% water (that's not how percentages work, buddy). And fire isn't "100% fire" - it's a chemical reaction requiring fuel, oxygen, and heat. Even if humans were walking water balloons, we'd just become very steamy, very dead heroes. Nobel Prize committee, please hold your calls.

The eternal struggle between chemists and biologists summed up perfectly. Chemists flex their intellectual muscles with "D-2-aminopropanoic acid" (complete with structural formula, because of course they do), while biologists just shrug and call it "D-Alanine." Same molecule, different egos. It's like watching someone order a "triple-filtered dihydrogen monoxide with frozen crystalline structures" when they could just ask for ice water. The scientific equivalent of using SAT words in casual conversation—we get it, you're smart.

The eternal truth of scientific textbook lifespans! Physics books become doorstops after a few paradigm shifts (sorry Newton), and chemistry texts turn into historical fiction once we discover new elements or particles. But mathematics? Those ancient theorems from thousands of years ago still crush it in modern classrooms. Pythagoras would totally high-five a calculus student today. The Pythagorean theorem hasn't needed a software update since 500 BCE, while physics and chemistry are basically subscription services with mandatory upgrades. Mathematical truth is the cockroach of academia - utterly indestructible!