Molecular collision Memes

Chemistry teachers have this supernatural ability to see molecular collisions EVERYWHERE! Bumper cars? Oh no no, that's just electrons exchanging energy in a confined space! The way those cars bounce off each other is EXACTLY like how molecules behave in kinetic theory—just with more screaming teenagers and cotton candy. Next time your chem teacher points at random objects shouting "MOLECULAR COLLISION!" just nod and pretend you're equally excited about atoms smashing into each other at the county fair.