Black Holes: The Ultimate PFAS Recycling Solution

Environmental scientists have been trying to solve the PFAS problem for decades, but apparently all we needed was a tiny black hole and some egg-sucking skills! The meme brilliantly captures our environmental desperation - we're now at the "let's just create a miniature cosmic death trap in the lab" stage of pollution management. Sure, Dr. Qubert Spins from the prestigious "Cranberry-Lemon University" might destroy the fabric of reality while trying to recycle those forever chemicals, but hey, at least the quarterly sustainability report will look fantastic! Nothing says "responsible waste management" like potentially creating a singularity that could devour Pittsburgh. And the Hawking radiation approach? Classic academic overengineering - why use conventional chemistry when you can harness the power of theoretical physics to suck the electrons right out of those stubborn carbon-fluorine bonds?