Too Much Negativity Indeed

Behold the wish that would turn the cosmos into cosmic confetti! Adding an extra electron to every atom would create negatively charged ions EVERYWHERE, causing electrostatic repulsion on a universal scale. The commenters are having an absolute field day with physics puns - "so much negativity," "lepton to our shoulders," "strange quark of physics," and "no positive spin." They're essentially making jokes about particle physics while acknowledging this wish would create the biggest boom since the Big Bang... just backward! The electromagnetic force would overcome gravity and *poof* - universe.exe has stopped working. 💥