Forever chemicals Memes

That's not crackhead behavior—that's a chemist having a midnight epiphany about perfluoroalcohols! Someone stumbled upon the molecular structure of PFAS (per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances), those notoriously persistent "forever chemicals." The desperate whiteboard scribbling shows the carbon-fluorine bonds that make these compounds so stable they practically never break down in nature. The security guard probably thought they discovered a meth recipe, but nope—just a scientist having a fluorine-induced breakthrough at 2AM. Chemistry doesn't care about your sleep schedule!

Nothing says scientific literacy like confusing fluoride with "flordine" and thinking PFAS are your dental hygiene buddies. This satirical masterpiece mocks corporate propaganda with the chemical accuracy of someone who failed organic chemistry but still has strong opinions about it. The molecular structure is literally circled with "THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS YOUR FRIEND" - because nothing says trustworthy like a perfluorooctanoic acid that persists in the environment for thousands of years. The 3M logo appearing twice is just *chef's kiss* - nothing builds credibility like begging for free tape from the company you're defending. Environmental chemists are currently printing this for their office doors.