Benzene Does Not Dissolve In Water

Desperate times call for desperate measures... but not that desperate! The first panel shows a dehydrated person crawling toward a water (H2O) stand, but in the second panel, they immediately change direction when the vendor switches to hydrogen peroxide (H2O2). Chemistry nerds know that while H2O will quench your thirst, H2O2 will quench your... existence. That extra oxygen atom turns refreshing water into a caustic bleaching agent that would absolutely wreck your insides. Sure, you'd technically get water molecules when it breaks down, but also free oxygen radicals that would oxidize your cells faster than a rusty nail in a rainstorm. Even dying of thirst in a desert seems preferable to becoming a human chemistry experiment gone wrong!

Just finished organic chemistry only to discover IUPAC decided to rename everything? Might as well be reading hieroglyphics. Nothing quite like mastering the art of calling a compound 4-methylhexan-2-one only for them to switch it to 2-oxo-4-methylhexane. Chemistry: where naming conventions are about as stable as nitroglycerin in a paint mixer.

Either way, you're dead. NI₃ (nitrogen triiodide) explodes if you look at it wrong, while IN₃ (iodine azide) detonates if you even think about it. Just another day in the chemistry lab where the difference between a normal Tuesday and your last Tuesday is switching two letters. Grad students call this "spicy floor roulette."

The mythical 2L flask appears! In the wild world of organic chemistry, finding a clean, properly labeled 2L flask is like spotting a unicorn riding a dinosaur. Chemistry labs run on Murphy's Law: the exact glassware you need is either dirty, broken, or being hoarded by that one postdoc who claims they're "about to use it." Chemists would literally sacrifice their coffee to the lab gods for proper glassware during crunch time. And don't get me started on the superstition - upvoting for synthesis success is the digital equivalent of crossing your fingers while your reaction runs overnight. Because sometimes science isn't about understanding molecular interactions - it's about desperately believing your reaction won't turn into mysterious brown sludge!

When your chemistry knowledge finally pays off in the kitchen! Someone hollowed out a tomato paste can for... intimate purposes, forgetting that tomatoes have a pH around 4.5. That's gonna be a burning sensation no amount of buffer solution can fix! The comment about having "a very basic dick" is pure genius—turning this into a pH pun masterpiece. Remember kids, save your experiments for the lab, not the pantry.

Chemists looking at physicists whining about Nobel Prizes is like watching someone complain about a paper cut while standing next to someone who's been repeatedly stabbed! 🧪 Poor chemists have watched the Physics Nobel go to astronomers, biologists, and computer scientists while they're over here synthesizing 47,000 compounds just to get a nomination. Chemistry is the scientific equivalent of that friend who keeps getting ghosted on dating apps! "First time?" Indeed! Meanwhile, Alfred Nobel himself was a chemist! The ultimate family betrayal - like dad leaving his fortune to the neighbor's kids! 🧪💔