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The Real Organic Chemistry Curriculum

The Real Organic Chemistry Curriculum
The true essence of organic chemistry education in one perfect chart! Forget all those complex reaction mechanisms and molecular structures—what students really master is the sacred art of drawing hexagons. That tiny sliver for "deadly compounds" is hilariously accurate—just enough knowledge to be dangerous but not enough to be useful. After teaching for 30 years, I've watched countless students emerge from my class with beautiful benzene rings and absolutely no idea what to do with them. But hey, at least they can doodle impressive-looking molecules during boring meetings for the rest of their lives!

The Hexagon Mastery Program

The Hexagon Mastery Program
Four years of organic chemistry education distilled into one perfect hexagon. The pie chart of "Things I Learned in Organic Chemistry" shows the brutal truth - it's basically 99% learning to draw hexagons while pretending to understand benzene rings. The tiny slivers for "Interesting Reactions," "Nomenclature," and "Deadly Compounds" are just decorative garnish on your degree. Chemistry professors be like: "Master this six-sided shape and you'll basically understand life itself." Meanwhile, your exam paper looks like a kindergartner's attempt at honeycomb art.

The Hexagon Drawing Marathon

The Hexagon Drawing Marathon
The brutal reality of organic chemistry in one pie chart. Spend 5% of your time learning interesting reactions, 3% memorizing nomenclature, 1% avoiding deadly compounds, and 91% just drawing hexagons. Nothing says "I'm a chemist" like having permanent marker stains on your hands from drawing benzene rings until 3 AM. The real synthesis is the carpal tunnel we developed along the way.

When Your Molecule Tattoo Defies The Laws Of Chemistry

When Your Molecule Tattoo Defies The Laws Of Chemistry
That moment when you wanted to immortalize your favorite molecule on your skin but the tattoo artist wasn't exactly following the proper chemical structure! Those hexagons are supposed to represent a specific compound, but the bonds are all wrong and some connections are missing. It's like asking for caffeine and getting some bizarre mutant molecule that would probably explode if synthesized. Chemistry nerds everywhere are having simultaneous panic attacks looking at those misplaced bonds. Permanent ink, temporary understanding of organic chemistry!

Carbon's Commitment Issues

Carbon's Commitment Issues
Carbon forms bonds with practically everything. Four valence electrons, ready to share and pair with countless elements, creating millions of compounds. The promiscuity of carbon is the bane of every organic chemistry student's existence. After spending 14 hours drawing hexagons and trying to remember reaction mechanisms, you start to take it personally. Carbon isn't just an element—it's that friend who can't commit to a single relationship.

The Mandalorian Chemist's Creed

The Mandalorian Chemist's Creed
The Mandalorian has spoken! Chemists don't just love hexagons—they worship them! Benzene's perfect six-sided structure is basically the sacred geometry of organic chemistry. Those delicious π-electrons floating above and below the ring? *Chef's kiss* That's not just a molecule, that's poetry in covalent bonds! Next time you see a chemist drawing hexagons obsessively on napkins at dinner, don't judge—it's just their spiritual practice.

Benzene Does Not Dissolve In Water

Benzene Does Not Dissolve In Water
Field demonstration of basic chemistry principles. Those hexagonal patches floating on floodwater are perfect visual representations of benzene molecules refusing to mix with water. Classic case of "like dissolves like" failing spectacularly. The non-polar benzene rings are just sitting there on the polar water, probably thinking "I didn't sign up for this interaction." Nature's way of showing that hydrophobic compounds will literally create islands before they'll dissolve.

I Just Want To Draw Hexagons Please

I Just Want To Draw Hexagons Please
The perfect fusion of baking and organic chemistry! This meme brilliantly captures the pain of every chemistry student who just wanted to draw simple hexagons but ended up in P-Chem (Physical Chemistry) hell instead. It's like expecting to make a basic cookie recipe but accidentally creating a quantum mechanical nightmare. The cookie comparison is spot-on - mess up your proportions in baking, get a weird cookie; mess up your equations in P-Chem, and suddenly you're calculating electron orbital densities instead of drawing benzene rings. Chemistry professors should hand these out on the first day of class as a warning label!

The Benzene Backfire

The Benzene Backfire
The hexagonal molecular structures being taught here are the backbone of organic chemistry, and this alien teacher is living every STEM professor's nightmare. First panel: confident explanation. Second panel: the classic "raise your hand if you understand" check. Third panel: EVERYONE raises their limb. Fourth panel: instant regret when realizing they now have to listen to 20+ explanations from creatures who probably think benzene rings are just "cute hexagons." This is the chemical education equivalent of opening Pandora's box, except instead of unleashing evil, you've unleashed undergraduate misinterpretations of aromatic compounds.

Organic Chemistry Books Are Basically A Portfolio Of Hexagons

Organic Chemistry Books Are Basically A Portfolio Of Hexagons
Nothing strikes fear into a chemist's heart like a textbook without a single benzene ring. "Where are my precious hexagons?!" they scream internally while flipping through equations that describe reality instead of just drawing pretty carbon structures. Chemistry folks spend years memorizing reaction mechanisms only to have physics nerds reduce their beloved molecules to "spherical objects in a vacuum." The academic equivalent of culture shock.

The True Essence Of Organic Chemistry

The True Essence Of Organic Chemistry
The eternal struggle of every organic chemistry student summed up in one beautiful pie chart! Forget about understanding complex reaction mechanisms—the REAL achievement is mastering those blasted hexagons! 🔬 The tiny sliver for "deadly compounds" is particularly concerning... just enough knowledge to be dangerous but not enough to be useful! Most chemistry professors conveniently forget to mention that 90% of your grade depends on artistic skills rather than actual chemistry. Next time someone asks what organic chemistry taught me, I'll just silently draw a perfect hexagon and walk away dramatically. 💁‍♂️

I Love Organic Chemistry 😍

I Love Organic Chemistry 😍
Started organic chemistry thinking it would be simple alkanes. By week 3, you're staring at polycyclic nightmares that look like they were designed by a drunk spider. The progression from "this is a line" to "name this eldritch horror or perish" perfectly captures the psychological warfare that is organic nomenclature. Students frantically flipping through textbooks at 3 AM know - benzene rings are watching. Always watching.