Being The Unused Enantiomer

The brutal reality of organic chemistry in one pie chart. Spend 5% of your time learning interesting reactions, 3% memorizing nomenclature, 1% avoiding deadly compounds, and 91% just drawing hexagons. Nothing says "I'm a chemist" like having permanent marker stains on your hands from drawing benzene rings until 3 AM. The real synthesis is the carpal tunnel we developed along the way.

The perfect chemistry joke doesn't exi— K(aq) is literally "potassium dissolved in water" but it looks exactly like someone drowning and waving for help! Chemistry notation accidentally created the perfect visual pun. That poor potassium ion is having quite the aqueous adventure. 💦

The world's most desperate chemistry pickup line. "Hey do you like chemistry?" followed by the formula NaBrO₃ (sodium bromate) which sounds like "Nah, bro" when read aloud. Twenty years teaching gen chem and I've seen students try this on each other with a success rate approaching absolute zero. Pro tip: if you need chemical compounds to talk to someone, you might want to try a different reaction pathway.

Every chemistry student knows that sinking feeling when plastic meets Bunsen burner. The facial expressions here are perfect - you've got the proud culprit in the middle boasting about their latest lab equipment casualty ("Me melting my chem lab gear"), while their lab partner looks absolutely dead inside from witnessing yet another weighboat sacrifice to the chemistry gods. Meanwhile, the TA's sign might as well say "I'm not paid enough for this." The title's subtle correction that "It Was Actually A Weighboat That Melted" is that classic moment when you're desperately trying to minimize the damage report. "No no, I didn't melt the $500 beaker... just this $0.10 piece of plastic!" Chemistry labs: where precision matters everywhere except when you're placing your equipment near open flames.

The eternal struggle of lab equipment haves vs. have-nots! One scientist flexing with their fancy temperature-controlled hot plate while the other is stuck with the ancient model that barely heats water. Nothing says "funding disparity" quite like watching your solution refuse to exceed 50°C while your colleague precisely evaporates theirs at the exact temperature needed. The lab equipment hierarchy is REAL, folks! That smug "we are not the same" energy is what happens when someone gets that sweet, sweet grant money while you're still using equipment from the Jurassic era. 🔥🧪

Chemistry majors are splitting into two factions: those having existential breakdowns over cyclohexane nomenclature, and those smugly correcting them. Meanwhile, biology students are just vibing in their corner, finding biochem "inspiring" and casually remarking that "carbon slaps." The interdepartmental tension in the science building is palpable. Last week I found a chemistry student crying in the bathroom while clutching a molecular model. Perfectly normal behavior for finals week.