Scientists: "We're just trying to sequence some ancient DNA for research!"
Future commuters: *running from T-Rex* "MAYBE LEAVE THE EXTINCTION EXTINCTIONED?!"
The whole Jurassic Park franchise was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a how-to manual! But hey, at least the morning traffic will be more interesting when you're trying to avoid becoming breakfast for a creature that's been dead for 65 million years. Natural selection's making a comeback, baby!