Extinction Memes

Nothing says "extinction event" quite like celebrating deadly gamma radiation instead of rain! The irony of celebrating our imminent cellular destruction is peak human behavior. Gamma rays would absolutely shred our DNA faster than a freshman destroys their GPA. But hey, at least we'd go out with a bang—literally, as our atoms get ionized into oblivion. Perhaps this is why tenure-track positions are so competitive... nature's already trying to eliminate us with cosmic radiation.

The physics here is absolutely magnificent ! A shrunken moon would still maintain its original mass (conservation of mass, folks!) but with drastically reduced volume. This creates an object with density comparable to a neutron star! Throwing this ultra-dense mini-moon would create an impact equivalent to millions of nuclear bombs. The atmospheric entry? That's where it gets spicy! The mini-moon would generate so much friction it would create a plasma sheath hot enough to ionize air molecules. But unlike typical meteors, its extreme density means it wouldn't lose much mass during entry. Earth would essentially get punched by a cosmic bowling ball with the mass of our actual moon. So would it burn up? Not even close. We'd be looking at an extinction-level event that makes dinosaurs feel lucky. Gru's villainous plan is basically "advanced planetary destruction with extra steps."