Cloning Memes

Posts tagged with Cloning

The Botanical Bandit
Biology
2 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
The Botanical Bandit
The botanical bandit strikes again! This meme captures the delightful mischief of plant propagation through cuttings - a form of asexual reproduction that bypasses the whole seed-buying transaction. While hosts are distracted, our sneaky protagonist is committing grand theft chlorophyll, walking away with genetic clones that will grow into full plants. It's basically DNA piracy with a green thumb. Plant parents everywhere are nodding in recognition of this horticultural heist technique that turns "just visiting" into "just acquired a new houseplant collection."

Please Don't Resurrect The Terrible Lizards
Biology Evolution Science
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
Please Don't Resurrect The Terrible Lizards
Scientists: "We're just trying to sequence some ancient DNA for research!" Future commuters: *running from T-Rex* "MAYBE LEAVE THE EXTINCTION EXTINCTIONED?!" The whole Jurassic Park franchise was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a how-to manual! But hey, at least the morning traffic will be more interesting when you're trying to avoid becoming breakfast for a creature that's been dead for 65 million years. Natural selection's making a comeback, baby!

Bartenders Hate This One Trick!
Math Physics
1 month ago 6.9K views 0 shares
Bartenders Hate This One Trick!
Just your standard underage drinking solution: manipulate advanced mathematical theorems to bypass legal restrictions. The Banach-Tarski paradox suggests you can decompose a 3D object and reassemble it into two identical copies—clearly the most practical approach to getting served at bars. The real genius is in step 3, where you exploit the arithmetic of infinite copies to reach the legal drinking age sum. Theoretical mathematicians have been using this technique for years, though their success rate remains mysteriously at 0%. The bartender's face says it all: another topology PhD trying to apply their dissertation to happy hour.