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From Cloning Sheep To Defending Spheres
Science Scientists Astronomy Conspiracy Biology
12 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
From Cloning Sheep To Defending Spheres
The scientific progress pendulum has swung wildly! In the 90s, we had Dolly the sheep (first cloned mammal in 1996) and the Sojourner rover cruising Mars (1997) - groundbreaking achievements that expanded our understanding of genetics and space exploration! Fast forward to today, and scientists are having to repeatedly explain that the Earth isn't flat to a growing community of conspiracy theorists. The asterisks around "round" perfectly capture that exasperated tone of someone who's explained this basic fact for the thousandth time. It's the perfect encapsulation of how scientific communication sometimes feels like taking two steps forward and one giant leap backward. From cloning mammals to debating shapes we've known since ancient Greece... what a time to be alive!

Colossal Is Such A Trustworthy Company...
Biology Evolution Science Research
1 month ago 4.7K views 0 shares
Colossal Is Such A Trustworthy Company...
The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking format gets a scientific twist! This meme pokes fun at Colossal Bioscience's ambitious de-extinction projects. They're marketing the revival of extinct species like the dire wolf, but skeptics suspect we'll just end up with something far less impressive - like a regular gray wolf with fancy branding. It's basically the corporate version of "we have dire wolves at home." The scientific community's equivalent of finding out your "authentic dinosaur fossil" is actually a chicken bone spray-painted by your uncle!

The Botanical Bandit
Biology
1 month ago 5.9K views 0 shares
The Botanical Bandit
The botanical bandit strikes again! This meme captures the delightful mischief of plant propagation through cuttings - a form of asexual reproduction that bypasses the whole seed-buying transaction. While hosts are distracted, our sneaky protagonist is committing grand theft chlorophyll, walking away with genetic clones that will grow into full plants. It's basically DNA piracy with a green thumb. Plant parents everywhere are nodding in recognition of this horticultural heist technique that turns "just visiting" into "just acquired a new houseplant collection."

Please Don't Resurrect The Terrible Lizards
Biology Evolution Science
3 months ago 8.4K views 0 shares
Please Don't Resurrect The Terrible Lizards
Scientists: "We're just trying to sequence some ancient DNA for research!" Future commuters: *running from T-Rex* "MAYBE LEAVE THE EXTINCTION EXTINCTIONED?!" The whole Jurassic Park franchise was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a how-to manual! But hey, at least the morning traffic will be more interesting when you're trying to avoid becoming breakfast for a creature that's been dead for 65 million years. Natural selection's making a comeback, baby!

Bartenders Hate This One Trick!
Math Physics
3 months ago 8.6K views 0 shares
Bartenders Hate This One Trick!
Just your standard underage drinking solution: manipulate advanced mathematical theorems to bypass legal restrictions. The Banach-Tarski paradox suggests you can decompose a 3D object and reassemble it into two identical copies—clearly the most practical approach to getting served at bars. The real genius is in step 3, where you exploit the arithmetic of infinite copies to reach the legal drinking age sum. Theoretical mathematicians have been using this technique for years, though their success rate remains mysteriously at 0%. The bartender's face says it all: another topology PhD trying to apply their dissertation to happy hour.