Should I Pet Honey Badgers?

Even the toughest predator enthusiasts tremble before the mighty honey badger! These 30-pound bundles of pure chaos have zero regard for the food chain hierarchy. Evolution gave them thick, loose skin that predators can't grip, and a temperament that screams "COME AT ME BRO" to literally anything. They've been documented surviving snake venom, fighting off lions, and stealing kills from leopards. Nature's ultimate example of "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog" – except this dog will rip your face off and then raid your fridge.