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Science Finds A Way

Science Finds A Way
Whoever created this is a certified genius ! The formula takes the classic physics equation for velocity (distance/time) and gives it the ultimate prehistoric makeover. Velociraptor = Distanceraptor/Timeraptor is technically correct AND punny. It's like the equation escaped from a parallel universe where dinosaurs teach high school physics and all scientific units are measured in extinct predators. I bet this is exactly how Jeff Goldblum would explain kinematics if he were your physics teacher.

You Can't Hide From Those 30cm Eyeballs

You Can't Hide From Those 30cm Eyeballs
That moment when you think you're pulling a Drax by standing "incredibly still" to become invisible... but you're up against a T-Rex with vision so good it could spot a mouse from a mile away! Those 30 cm eyeballs weren't just for show—T-Rex had some of the best binocular vision in dinosaur history, roughly 13 times better than human vision. Your "freeze response" survival strategy? Absolutely useless! It's like trying to hide from a security camera by wearing camouflage pants. The prehistoric apex predator is staring right at your soul through that doorbell camera, and your Darwin Award application has just been fast-tracked!

Please Don't Resurrect The Terrible Lizards

Please Don't Resurrect The Terrible Lizards
Scientists: "We're just trying to sequence some ancient DNA for research!" Future commuters: *running from T-Rex* "MAYBE LEAVE THE EXTINCTION EXTINCTIONED?!" The whole Jurassic Park franchise was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a how-to manual! But hey, at least the morning traffic will be more interesting when you're trying to avoid becoming breakfast for a creature that's been dead for 65 million years. Natural selection's making a comeback, baby!