What If Aliens Did The Same But Theirs Is Different?

Behold the ultimate planetary glow-up! This buff Shiba Inu represents Jupiter's gravity (crushing everything in its path), while the regular doggo below is Jupiter's density (surprisingly low for its size). Jupiter's like that gym bro who looks intimidating but is actually full of gas. The planet has enough mass to bend spacetime but is so fluffy you couldn't even stand on it. Talk about a cosmic contradiction! If you tried to land there, you'd just keep sinking until the pressure crushed you. Relationship status: It's complicated.

The perfect demonstration of Newton's Third Law in space - "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." One astronaut fires a gun, and suddenly becomes a human rocket propelled in the opposite direction! Physics doesn't care about your space walk plans. No atmosphere, no friction, just pure conservation of momentum sending you on a one-way trip to the cosmic void. That's why NASA doesn't issue firearms with the standard equipment package. Next time someone asks "what practical applications does physics have?" just show them this cautionary tale of space ballistics gone wrong.

Finding three Earth-sized planets in a binary star system? EXCITING! 🎉 But narrowing down the elusive Planet Nine's position? That's the astronomical equivalent of finding a needle in a cosmic haystack while blindfolded! Astronomers get super pumped about discovering new exoplanets (especially in challenging binary systems), but the decades-long hunt for the theoretical Planet Nine in our own solar system has turned many bright-eyed scientists into hardened detectives with thousand-yard stares. Fun fact: An astronomical unit (au) is the distance between Earth and the Sun, so they're searching in a zone roughly 500-700 times that distance. Talk about looking for a very tiny needle in a VERY big haystack!

The meme brilliantly illustrates NASA's planetary exploration priorities using the drowning kid meme format. At the top, we see Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn getting all the attention (the kids playing in the pool), while poor Uranus and Neptune (the skeleton at the bottom) are completely forgotten. It's the perfect metaphor for how NASA has sent multiple missions to the inner planets and gas giants, but hasn't returned to Uranus or Neptune since Voyager 2's brief flyby in the 1980s. The ice giants are literally left to die at the bottom of NASA's priority list! The skeleton waiting for a mission approval that may never come is just too real for planetary scientists specializing in the outer solar system.

Einstein's equations weren't kidding around. This is literally space getting so thicc that light itself has to take the scenic route. That curved orange streak? That's some poor photon's 13-billion-year journey getting absolutely wrecked by a massive galaxy cluster saying "not today, straight line!" The ultimate cosmic photobomb. And yes, that's how we see things that are technically behind other things in space. The universe is basically one giant funhouse mirror, except instead of making your head look big, it lets us see galaxies that would otherwise be playing hide-and-seek forever.

Two amateur astronomers are stargazing with their telescope when one keeps insisting the sky is a "firmament" – that ancient, unscientific belief that stars are fixed to a solid dome above Earth! The poor doggo is just there wondering why humans argue about space stuff instead of focusing on important things like treats and belly rubs. 😂 For the uninitiated, "firmament" comes from ancient cosmology where people believed the sky was a solid dome holding back celestial waters. Modern astronomy has moved on juuuust a bit since then! Nothing says "I'm done with this conversation" like threatening to take away someone's telescope privileges. That's the astronomical equivalent of "I'm turning this car around!"