Aliens Memes

The cosmic mystery meets Captain Obvious! The 1977 "Wow! Signal" remains one of astronomy's greatest unsolved puzzles - a 72-second burst of radio waves that made scientists collectively spit out their coffee. Meanwhile, internet genius Cypress Houx cracked the case with Nobel Prize-worthy deduction: "I bet it came from space." 🤦‍♂️ Groundbreaking! Next up, they'll discover water is wet and pizza is delicious. Maybe aliens just wanted to share their mixtape and got ghosted by humanity?

Imagine being an advanced civilization with technology we can't even comprehend, chilling 2049 light years away, and suddenly your alien astronomers detect a rogue manhole cover breaking your planet's atmosphere at hypersonic speeds. Plot twist: it's just human engineering gone hilariously wrong! This references the 1957 Pascal-B nuclear test where a steel manhole cover was accidentally launched at an estimated 125,000 mph (potentially 5-6 times escape velocity). Scientists believe it might be the fastest human-made object ever and could have actually escaped Earth's gravity. Somewhere in the cosmos, there's probably a confused alien filling out paperwork about "unidentified flying infrastructure."