The Sun's got that sinister smile because it knows a scientific truth we'd rather forget - in about 5 billion years, our stellar buddy will expand into a red giant and absolutely VAPORIZE Earth! Talk about the ultimate "you can't break up with me" energy! Our star's basically saying "Death do us part? Nah, death do us TOGETHER." The cosmic equivalent of that friend who says "if I'm going down, I'm dragging everyone with me!" Stellar evolution has never been so passive-aggressive!
The Sun's Ultimate Breakup Plan

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