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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Red giant Memes

Posts tagged with Red giant

Cosmic Priorities: Living In The Moment

Astronomy Universe Science
1 month ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Cosmic Priorities: Living In The Moment
The ultimate cosmic perspective check! Our sun will eventually become a red giant and engulf Earth in about 5 billion years—total astronomical doom—but here's this adorable stick figure just vibing in the sunshine like "whatever, let's enjoy today!" It's the perfect blend of existential dread and wholesome optimism. Why worry about the inevitable heat death of our planet when you can just water your flowers and pet some bugs? Talk about keeping your priorities straight! The universe might be planning our demise, but we've still got billions of years of sunny days to appreciate. Cosmic destruction? Future problem!

Who's Not A Planet Now?

Astronomy Universe Science
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Who's Not A Planet Now?
Poor little Pluto is getting the ULTIMATE cosmic revenge! While Earth and its planetary pals face a fiery doom when our Sun goes Red Giant, Pluto's sitting in the cosmic corner like "LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!" 🔥 The astronomical tea is HOT: our Sun will indeed balloon into a Red Giant in about 5 billion years, engulfing the inner planets like a cosmic snack. Meanwhile, Pluto—demoted from planet status in 2006—will be safely chilling in the outer solar system, finally getting its Taylor Swift-style "look what you made me do" moment. Planetary karma is served COLD... just like Pluto's -375°F surface!

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How I transformed my old iPhone 8 into a solar-powered Vision OCR server using Apple's native framework and an EcoFlow River 2 Pro. Running... Read article →

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