The Great Uranian Diamond Heist

Scientists: "We need more funding for our research."

Grant committee: "What exactly are you proposing?"

Scientists: "So hear me out... what if we just SET URANUS ON FIRE to steal its diamonds?"

The "Dead Planets Society" podcast takes absurdist space heists to a whole new level! Fun fact: Uranus actually might contain diamond rain deep in its atmosphere where high pressure and carbon compounds create the perfect conditions. But instead of developing sophisticated extraction technology, these cosmic arsonists suggest the planetary equivalent of burning down a bank to get to the vault. Neptune's over there like "don't give them any ideas..."