The Ultimate Space Mission Dilemma

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The Ultimate Space Mission Dilemma

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This meme is playing with the iconic "Armageddon vs. Deep Impact" space movie dilemma! When faced with a world-ending crisis, do we train specialists for a new environment (astronauts learning to drill) or train existing specialists for a new context (oil riggers learning space travel)?

The button slam choice is HILARIOUS because it's referencing the actual plot of the 1998 movie "Armageddon" where they sent oil drillers to space instead of training astronauts to drill. Bruce Willis would be proud! 🚀

The format comes from The Killers' "Spaceman" meme template, where a hand dramatically slams a blue button representing the obviously wrong but somehow irresistible choice. Because sometimes the ridiculous solution is just too tempting to ignore!

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