Planetary Facts Be Like:

The solar system's relationship dynamics are wild. Earth and Moon have that wholesome, protective vibe going on—just a planet taking care of its single loyal companion. Meanwhile, Mars is living its best life with Phobos and Deimos looking absolutely furious about something (probably their impending doom since they're slowly spiraling into Mars). Pluto and Charon are having an existential crisis because Charon is so massive relative to Pluto that they basically orbit each other—hence "seeing double, four Plutos." And then there's Neptune with Triton, who orbits backwards because Neptune literally captured it from the Kuiper Belt. Talk about a complicated relationship. Triton's giving major "I didn't choose this family" energy while Neptune looms ominously in the background.