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Correlation Doesn't Equal Causation: The Pluto Edition

Correlation Doesn't Equal Causation: The Pluto Edition
This meme is a brilliant satire of how people misuse correlation to claim causation! Just because Pluto was discovered in 1930 and autism was first diagnosed around the same time doesn't mean one caused the other! It's like saying ice cream sales cause shark attacks because they both increase in summer. 🤣 The meme perfectly mocks conspiracy theorists who see patterns where none exist. Next they'll be telling us that the rise in smartphone use caused the decline in Pluto's planetary status! Science demands evidence beyond coincidental timing, folks!

Pluto's Cosmic Revenge Plan

Pluto's Cosmic Revenge Plan
Poor Pluto is serving some serious cosmic revenge! After getting kicked out of the planet club in 2006, Pluto's just sitting back watching the Sun's future temper tantrum that'll consume the inner planets. Nothing says petty like outliving your bullies by billions of years. The ultimate astronomical mic drop—surviving the solar apocalypse while smugly asking "who's not a planet now?" from the safe distance of 3.7 billion miles away. Stellar shade from our favorite dwarf planet!

Choose Your Cosmic Crisis

Choose Your Cosmic Crisis
The ultimate cosmic dilemma for space nerds! Take the red pill and you'll make the hypothetical Dyson sphere (a megastructure that captures a star's energy) real—potentially solving Earth's energy crisis forever. Or take the blue pill and restore tiny Pluto's planetary dignity after its heartbreaking 2006 demotion to "dwarf planet" status. Both choices trigger passionate astronomical debates, but neither will help you explain to your family what you actually do for a living. The hardest decisions require the strongest wills... and apparently, questionable pill-taking habits.

Photos Of Pluto Taken 25 Years Apart

Photos Of Pluto Taken 25 Years Apart
Nothing captures technological progress quite like our relationship with Pluto. From "is that a dead pixel on my screen?" to "oh look, it has a heart-shaped feature we can project our emotions onto!" The New Horizons mission turned that blurry blob into stunning detail, proving that with enough funding and 9 years of travel time, we can finally get a decent photo of something we demoted from planetary status anyway. Talk about an expensive breakup photoshoot.

Happy 94th Birthday Pluto!

Happy 94th Birthday Pluto!
The Pluto defenders club is still going strong! In 2006, the International Astronomical Union brutally demoted our beloved ninth planet to "dwarf planet" status, and some of us are STILL not over it. Poor Pluto didn't even get a vote in its own planetary execution! It's like getting kicked out of the cool planets club after 76 years of membership. No wonder Bugs Bunny is being passive-aggressive here - Pluto's been orbiting the sun for 4.5 billion years, and suddenly it's not good enough? Justice for the tiny ice ball that captured our hearts!

Pluto Is Furiously Family

Pluto Is Furiously Family
The planetary community's most dramatic breakup continues. In 2006, astronomers demoted Pluto to "dwarf planet" status after 76 years of planetary recognition. Now everyone's whispering about getting back together like it's cosmic gossip. The meme captures that desperate plea whispered into someone's ear—the astronomical equivalent of texting your ex at 3am. Pluto's sitting 3.7 billion miles away wondering why we can't make up our minds. It's literally too cold for this drama at -375°F.

To Finally Settle The 'Planet' Debate

To Finally Settle The 'Planet' Debate
The International Astronomical Union is shaking right now! This chaotic alignment chart completely demolishes the official planetary definition with gleeful scientific anarchy. For those not deep in astronomical drama: in 2006, astronomers defined planets as objects that 1) orbit the sun, 2) are round from their own gravity, and 3) have "cleared their neighborhood" of other objects. Poor Pluto failed test #3 and got demoted to "dwarf planet." This chart throws those rules into a black hole by declaring everything from Earth to comets to literal spacecraft as planets. The inclusion of PSR J1719-1438 b (a planet made of diamond orbiting a pulsar) and rogue planets (planetary-mass objects floating through space) shows just how wonderfully unhinged this classification system is. Justice for Pluto... and apparently for Voyager too!

The Pluto Debate: Career Suicide Edition

The Pluto Debate: Career Suicide Edition
The great Pluto debate rages on in office settings too. Saying Pluto "seems like a planet" gets you labeled adorable, but drop the scientific facts about its dwarf planet classification and suddenly HR wants a word. The International Astronomical Union demoted Pluto in 2006, and people are still fighting about it like it's a family member who got disinherited. Some hills are worth dying on... your employment status probably isn't one of them.

Pluto Was Kicked Out For A Reason

Pluto Was Kicked Out For A Reason
The planetary breakup that shook the solar system! In 2006, astronomers officially demoted Pluto from planet status to "dwarf planet" after discovering dozens of similar objects in the Kuiper Belt. The meme perfectly captures that one friend who refuses to accept scientific consensus with their emotional "Pluto is still a planet" stance, only to be confronted with the cold, hard astronomical reality: there are about 70 other Pluto-sized objects out there! Sorry, Pluto defenders - size matters in planetary classification, and your fave didn't make the cut. The International Astronomical Union had receipts!

Pluto's Planetary Identity Crisis

Pluto's Planetary Identity Crisis
The great Pluto demotion of 2006 created two types of people: astronomers who embraced the new dwarf planet classification, and the rest of us who memorized "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" and refuse to switch to "...Nine" nothing. Those of us educated pre-2007 will die on this astronomically incorrect hill. The International Astronomical Union can pry Pluto's planetary status from our cold, dead, scientifically outdated hands.

Name Every Planet... Or Else

Name Every Planet... Or Else
The gatekeeping in astronomy is getting ridiculous! "Oh, you like space? Name every celestial body in alphabetical order while reciting their orbital periods." Meanwhile, most "experts" still can't agree if Pluto deserves its planetary status back. The irony is that actual astronomers are too busy arguing about dark matter to care if you can name all eight (or nine) planets. Next time someone pulls this, just say "Earth" and walk away - technically you named a planet, which is infinitely more than zero planets.

Poor Pluto's Planetary Rejection Bruises

Poor Pluto's Planetary Rejection Bruises
First, scientists demote Pluto from planet status, and now they're gaslighting it with "mysterious red patches"? The cosmic equivalent of emotional damage! Those aren't "unexplained geological features" - they're literally the bruises from astronomy's most brutal breakup. Pluto's just floating out there in the Kuiper Belt with its planetary rejection trauma on full display. Next thing you know, NASA will claim those ice formations are "frozen tears." Give the dwarf planet some space, people! The scientific community did Pluto dirty in 2006, and now it's wearing its heartbreak for the whole solar system to see.