Even Death Respects The ISS

The ultimate travel review that nobody asked for! This meme shows Earth getting an "S-tier" ranking in a list that's suspiciously empty of other planets. Talk about a biased reviewer! 😂 It's the cosmic equivalent of rating restaurants when you've only ever eaten at one place. "5 stars for Earth - great atmosphere, decent water supply, and the only planet where my species evolved to survive!" The empty slots for other planets are sending me! Like we're all just waiting for that Mars vacation to finally post our review. "B-tier: Dusty. No oxygen. Robot roommates kept beeping at me."

Einstein's biggest blunder just got meme'd! The cosmological constant was Einstein's attempt to balance gravity and create a static universe model. But then he saw the universe was expanding and said "nope, scratch that!" Years later, dark energy research brought it back from the dead. The meme shows Frieza (cosmic villain extraordinaire) getting salty about gravity ruining his static universe dreams while Einstein just straight-up ignores reality. Cosmic pettiness at its finest! The universe really said "expansion go brrr" and Einstein had to eat humble pie.

Oh look, another conspiracy theory trying to debunk basic physics! The meme is questioning why meteor craters are circular instead of elongated like the second image. Spoiler alert: it's not because NASA is lying to you. When a meteor hits Earth, the explosive energy radiates equally in all directions regardless of impact angle. The resulting crater is almost always circular because the energy transfer creates a spherical shock wave. Even meteors hitting at shallow angles produce circular craters—it's not some grand cover-up, just good ol' physics doing its thing. Next they'll be asking why water doesn't stay in the shape of the ice cube tray. I swear, teaching freshman physics gets more challenging every year...

Nothing quite says "selective historical amnesia" like America's space program origins! Operation Paperclip was that awkward post-WWII moment when the US government was like "Your Nazi past? We'll just... paperclip that part of your resume and flip to the rocket science section." Werner von Braun went from developing V-2 rockets that terrorized London to being NASA's golden boy faster than you can say "convenient ethical oversight." The space race was apparently worth overlooking certain... employment history details. Just don't ask about those concentration camp prisoners who built the V-2s! That's the thing about scientific progress - sometimes it comes with uncomfortable footnotes they don't mention in the textbooks.

BWAHAHA! The cosmic pun that makes telescope nerds snort coffee through their noses! 🪐✨ Astronomers don't just "plan it" - they planet ! Get it? Because astronomers study planets but also need to plan things? It's the kind of wordplay that makes astrophysicists giggle uncontrollably at 3 AM while analyzing spectroscopy data. Trust me, this joke gets told at EVERY astronomy department holiday party. Right before someone inevitably brings out the "Why did Mercury go to the doctor? Because it had a temperature!" zinger. We're not exactly comedy supernovas, but we try!

Cosmic explorers wondering if they can sail to the edge of the universe is peak cosmology humor! The CMB (Cosmic Microwave Background) is literally the oldest light in the universe - a remnant radiation from about 380,000 years after the Big Bang. It's basically the universe's baby photo! The joke plays on the old "flat Earth" idea where sailors feared falling off the edge of the world. But with the CMB, there's no "edge" to fall off - it's the furthest we can see in all directions! It's like asking what's north of the North Pole or what's before time began. Trying to sail beyond the CMB would be like trying to look behind a cosmic wall paper that surrounds our entire observable universe. Sorry explorers, this is one voyage that would require breaking the laws of physics!