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Even Death Respects The ISS

Even Death Respects The ISS
Even the Grim Reaper gets emotional about space exploration! The meme personifies Death as having a soft spot for the International Space Station, which is scheduled for retirement in 2030. Instead of gleefully collecting another victim, Death reassures the ISS that it was "the best" and that working with it "was an honor." The cosmic irony here is delicious - the ultimate symbol of mortality showing respect for humanity's longest continuously inhabited space outpost. Scientists and astronauts worldwide are probably feeling this exact bittersweet sentiment as we prepare to say goodbye to our orbiting laboratory after its incredible 30+ year mission!

Mars Makes NASA Come Running

Mars Makes NASA Come Running
The classic "I'm wet" pickup line gets an interplanetary twist! NASA initially claims to be busy with the International Space Station, but the moment Mars mentions having water, NASA's rockets are firing up faster than you can say "hydrated minerals." The right image shows a rocket launch (probably SpaceX's Falcon Heavy) representing NASA's sudden enthusiasm. It's the perfect encapsulation of our space agency's obsession with finding water on Mars - the cosmic equivalent of dropping everything when your crush texts you back. The search for extraterrestrial water drives our exploration because it's the universal prerequisite for life as we know it. Priorities, people!

Why Do People Get Stuck On The ISS?

Why Do People Get Stuck On The ISS?
Gravity has entered the chat! 🌍 This person clearly skipped the "how space works" lesson! The International Space Station orbits Earth at 17,500 mph in the vacuum of space, 250 miles up. Just "jumping out" would still leave you in orbit—not falling straight down—and without a specialized suit and re-entry vehicle, you'd either suffocate, freeze, or burn up in the atmosphere. That Red Bull stunt? Felix Baumgartner jumped from a balloon at 24 miles up—10 times closer to Earth—with years of training and specialized equipment. It's like comparing jumping off your couch to leaping from the Burj Khalifa while on fire!

Linux: Stable Enough For Space, Overkill For Your Memes

Linux: Stable Enough For Space, Overkill For Your Memes
The ultimate flex in the OS wars! Linux enthusiasts love dropping this mic-drop fact: the International Space Station runs on Linux. Why? Because when your computer is orbiting Earth at 17,500 mph, you can't exactly call IT to reboot after a blue screen of death. NASA and space agencies worldwide chose Linux for its legendary stability and reliability—the same OS that your bearded friend won't stop evangelizing about at every coffee meetup. Next time Windows forces an update while you're presenting, just remember: somewhere 250 miles above Earth, Linux is keeping astronauts alive without crashing.