Humanity's cosmic report card: "Shows potential but lacks basic interplanetary etiquette." The hypothetical Galactic Federation is basically that parent who won't let you go to the cool party until you clean your room, except our "room" is an entire planet with climate chaos, nuclear weapons, and reality TV. Advanced civilizations are probably watching us like we're a reality show called "Keeping Up With The Earthlings" and thinking, "Yeah, let's wait until they stop trying to blow themselves up before we introduce faster-than-light travel."
Cosmic Time-Out For Humanity
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