These Jokers Literally Wrote A 300-Page Compliance Document Entirely In Comic Sans

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These Jokers Literally Wrote A 300-Page Compliance Document Entirely In Comic Sans

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Someone at the Utah Division of Waste Management and Radiation Control woke up and chose violence. Comic Sans – the typographical equivalent of showing up to a nuclear physics conference in a clown costume. The fact that this is page 1 of 327 suggests there are 326 more pages of this typographical crime against humanity.

Nothing says "we take radioactive waste very seriously" like a font designed for children's birthday invitations. Imagine being a facility manager, receiving this document, and realizing your radiation safety protocols are being evaluated in the same font used for lemonade stands and lost cat posters.

The true half-life of professional credibility? Approximately 0.3 seconds after opening this document.

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