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Nuclear Is The Future

Nuclear Is The Future
The cognitive dissonance is radioactive! This meme highlights how humans happily inhale fossil fuel emissions dispersed throughout our atmosphere, yet freak out about nuclear waste that's literally sealed in Fort Knox-level containment systems buried deep underground. Fun fact: you'd get more radiation exposure from eating a banana than standing next to a properly stored nuclear waste container. The irrational fear of nuclear energy might just be the greatest scientific PR failure of the modern era – all while we're collectively fine with turning our atmosphere into a carbon dioxide storage unit. Talk about misplaced priorities!

These Jokers Literally Wrote A 300-Page Compliance Document Entirely In Comic Sans

These Jokers Literally Wrote A 300-Page Compliance Document Entirely In Comic Sans
Someone at the Utah Division of Waste Management and Radiation Control woke up and chose violence. Comic Sans – the typographical equivalent of showing up to a nuclear physics conference in a clown costume. The fact that this is page 1 of 327 suggests there are 326 more pages of this typographical crime against humanity. Nothing says "we take radioactive waste very seriously" like a font designed for children's birthday invitations. Imagine being a facility manager, receiving this document, and realizing your radiation safety protocols are being evaluated in the same font used for lemonade stands and lost cat posters. The true half-life of professional credibility? Approximately 0.3 seconds after opening this document.