The Worst Exams Are Those With All Aids Allowed

That escalating dread when you realize the professor's "generous" open-book policy is actually a trap! When they give you 3 whole days to answer just 2 questions, you're not facing an exam—you're facing existential terror. It's like discovering a black hole in your syllabus. Those two questions probably require deriving the unified theory of everything or proving P=NP. The calculator permission is just cruel mockery since you'll need a quantum supercomputer to even understand what's being asked. Every scientist knows this universal truth: the difficulty of an exam is inversely proportional to the number of "helpful resources" allowed. Pure psychological warfare disguised as academic generosity!