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The "Brief" Evolution Explanation Trap

The "Brief" Evolution Explanation Trap
The eternal struggle of every evolutionary biologist! When someone asks for a "brief" explanation of human evolution, both parties suddenly realize they've opened Pandora's box of 7 million years of hominid history, 250,000+ years of Homo sapiens development, and countless evolutionary adaptations that would require a semester-long course to cover properly! That moment of mutual panic is PRICELESS! It's like asking a physicist to "quickly summarize" quantum mechanics while waiting for the elevator. *cackles maniacally* Some questions simply cannot be answered without violating the laws of time and space!

The Worst Exams Are Those With All Aids Allowed

The Worst Exams Are Those With All Aids Allowed
That escalating dread when you realize the professor's "generous" open-book policy is actually a trap! When they give you 3 whole days to answer just 2 questions, you're not facing an exam—you're facing existential terror. It's like discovering a black hole in your syllabus. Those two questions probably require deriving the unified theory of everything or proving P=NP. The calculator permission is just cruel mockery since you'll need a quantum supercomputer to even understand what's being asked. Every scientist knows this universal truth: the difficulty of an exam is inversely proportional to the number of "helpful resources" allowed. Pure psychological warfare disguised as academic generosity!

Find The Mass Of The Wheels (2 Marks)

Find The Mass Of The Wheels (2 Marks)
Physics textbooks exist in a parallel universe where children joyride wooden carts over cliffs while dangling classmates over shark-infested pools. And somehow you're supposed to calculate the mass of wheels using only a protractor and the crushing weight of academic despair. The best part? It's worth a measly 2 marks—as if determining the aerodynamic properties of this death trap is just a warm-up exercise before the real problems begin. No wonder physicists develop that thousand-yard stare by sophomore year.