Academic horror Memes

That escalating dread when you realize the professor's "generous" open-book policy is actually a trap! When they give you 3 whole days to answer just 2 questions, you're not facing an exam—you're facing existential terror. It's like discovering a black hole in your syllabus. Those two questions probably require deriving the unified theory of everything or proving P=NP. The calculator permission is just cruel mockery since you'll need a quantum supercomputer to even understand what's being asked. Every scientist knows this universal truth: the difficulty of an exam is inversely proportional to the number of "helpful resources" allowed. Pure psychological warfare disguised as academic generosity!

That moment of pure joy when you think you've conquered your research paper... followed by the soul-crushing realization that you forgot to add citations! Nothing turns scientific euphoria into existential dread faster than remembering the cardinal rule of research: cite your sources or perish! It's basically Newton's Fourth Law of Motion: for every completed assignment, there's an equal and opposite citation crisis waiting to happen. Your bibliography section is laughing at you right now!